Phil had a TV gig last night, working on the USA Show "Playing House", so we've got some "Best Of" on the radio from March 13th, 2001. Raj Feneen and Jeff Dowder kicked off the show with a debate about U.S. military preparedness. Raj thinks that the U.S. military is crap and that the accidents in the military prove it. Jeff eventually admits that Raj is kicking his ass... The second hour featured Roland Schwinn and his "Stocks & Cash" newsletter. Roland thinks that Phil's audience doesn't understand the market, and questions why he is even on the air. Jay Santos closed the show. He said that you never say no to buying girl scout cookies, because they take a peek in purses if they are refused. They actually took a woman and strip searched her.

Art Griego and Ron Tarner discuss the mysterious loss of aircraft. Is there a "tear in the fabric of the pair of pants of reality?"

The show starts with Phil discussing insomnia with Dr. Sadler. Bud says he has insomnia too. His problem isn't that he can't sleep. Its that he can't sleep IN. Sadler keeps taking what he says are important medical calls from patients but all he does is laugh and ask whoever's on the other end of the line if they're "wearing them blue panties." Brad Rivkind talks with Phil about writing his autobiography and whether it should be a "regular book or an e-book." Brad wisely says that the first line of any book is important. Bud suggests "Call me Ishmael, on account of it was what that book called Dick started with." Margaret, Phil and Jeff Dowder talk about great guitar players. When Phil plays "Rock and Roll Hootchie Koo" by Johnny Winter, General Shaw calls him "an albino lover."

Bobbie Dooley returns to explain the Easter Sunday celebration fertility dance which includes "the squat". And Jeff Dowder discusses the e-cigarette ban in LA county.

A discussion centering around the loss of aircraft in mysterious circumstances brings Dr. Ron Tarner and Art Griego back on the program to explain this so-called "tear in the fabric of reality" that Griego tried to explain as a "tear in the ass of the pair of pants of reality." Talking about animation reveals an idea that Justin McElroy and RC Collins had for a show called "Mrs Blaine," a teacher who can't stop having sex with her male students so the male students try to break her of the habit....by continuing to have sex with her. They also discussed how creepy Japanese anime is. In one week the Phil Hendrie show shifts to the web only platform. Listen Live and mobile here or at Tune In.

Bobbie Dooley guest hosts and after talking about having to keep your eye on a leprechaun lest he escape with his pot of gold, Steve nicknames his penis "the leprechaun". He winds up taking a beating for it. Also Father James McQuarters, Harvey Weirman, Ted Bell, and Dr. Jim Sadler cross swords with the HOA president.

Bobbie Dooley returned as a guest tonight to further defend her religious freedom and the Easter festival Western Estates is mounting drawing heavily on "the fertility festival of the tree sloth." Jeff Dowder discussed recent city laws enacted by Los Angeles sharply curtailing use of the e-cigarette. Later Vernon Dozier and Rudy Canosa joined Bobbie in a free wheeling debate while Bobbie rehearsed the Western Estates "jungle drum corp."