Ted Bell is in a legal battle with a very powerful group known only as "The Old Ladies." Located in Beverly Hills these women are the widows of men who in their day wielded considerable power and amassed significant wealth. And "The Old Ladies" are gunning for Ted because of his slogan 'we want to put our meat in your mouth." Harvey Weirman came on board as well representing "The Old Ladies" one of whom claimed that Ted invited her "to a dark, shuttered and padlocked restaurant" and proceeded to "slap his meat on a plate." The Old Ladies" have demanded exorbitant and humiliating damages!

Phil discussed weather with Father James McQuarters who was in Washington DC. Father McQuarters also talked to Phil about his great respect for the late Senator Daniel Inouye, who Phil will discuss on Drunk History soon. He did not know however that the Senator had passed on nor did he know he was Japanese-American. Father McQuarters thought Senator Inouye was Mexican. Also talking about the brutal weather back east was Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police whose organization has prepared "care packages" to be mailed to the weather affected areas. Each contains one Slim Jim and a juice box. Obviously "the imp-god" has it in for the people of the Midwest and South. Steve Bosell recapped his and Bud's commentary on the NFL playoffs this past weekend. He also mentioned his bittersweet love for the song "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down." He can relate to people who claim to have been raped by aliens because when he hears that song he feels like its happening to him.

Listen as Steve and Bud cast the pro football wildcard games from the weekend. Up first is New Orleans vs Philadelphia, and then it's Green Bay vs San Francisco. What could possibly go wrong?

Frank Grey talks about Jason Jay Delmonico and uses the correct gender. That can only mean one thing: the kid's gay. Vernon Dozier returned to talk about a thesis he is working on involving New Years resolutions. But Dickman taunts him and he winds up hanging up with the threat of him driving to the studio to beat Dickman's ass hanging in the air. Jeff Dowder told Phil people in Colorado are too lame to deal with legal weed. They need to be cool like Californians who can maintain with any kind of shit pulsing through their blood...

Back from vacation Phil talks to Jay Santos about security on Facebook and the fake profiles he and the crew have set up to catch perverts. Rudy Canosa also revealed the fact he has three bars he agrees to meet women at that he has friended on Facebook. Vernon Dozier discussed meeting and marrying his current wife.....and honeymooning at the Blue Moon Motel...

Here's the last "Best Of" for the holidays. Bring in the New Year right with some new, live Phil, Thursday at 7PM PST/10PM EST.