Tonight Margaret carved up a variety of Christmas tunes although one, "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," approached "good." Brass Villenueva talked about opening a new community center where young Hispanic males who have had their culture 'beaten out of them by the Anglos' can listen to 'Feliz Navidad' over and over again uninterrupted until they realize it means "Merry Christmas." Curt Queedy and Guy Barton reminisced about "coming off the mountain" as opposed to just "coming down the mountain." Its means the two of them as young men came off of the mountain where they grew up like a tennis ball coming off the side of a house....they wanted to stay but their relatives kicked them off.... Ted Bell explained that Lee Dunphy, one of the Dunphy brothers, did not beat Ted up one night at the restaurant as was charged on the show by Frank Grey. Ted said his face always swells up to twice its size when he laughs at a really good joke...

Doug Dannger, General Gaylen Shaw and Jay Santos gave their takes on Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson and what a mess he his... Steve Bosell and Brad Rivkind discussed the decline and fall of Joe Dickhead and his "Both Hands Sports Book" that went under in Vegas.... Phil talked about the forthcoming vacation, a free videocast coming up on UStream and the show's new dedicated feed on Tune In.

Tonight Professor Emory Clayton and Dave Oliva discussed Professor Clayton playing Santa Claus to people's pets at a local mall and wether that constitutes "abnormal" or "dangerous" behavior. Professor Clayton said he obviously doesn't talk to the dogs but this one dog looked "pissed" when Clayton ran out of Milkbones.... Steve Bosell joined the show to talk about the Duck Dynasty star that got suspended for his views on homosexuality. Steve said "What do you expect when you have people from the deep holler on as opposed to people that live near the highway.