In the first hour of our show tonight we talked with Justin McElroy, a high school senior, who feels that reality shows are so crappy the Rob Ford reality show would've been fantastic in comparison. Justin said that he and his classmates are filming a reality show that they hope a network will pick up. They're following an old man to see if and when he dies so can capture it on camera. In the second hour Bobbie Dooley came on the show to discuss these new fake teeth that one can insert. You purchase them at the pharmacy and they look like your own straightened, whitened teeth. Bobby suspects one of her "gal pals" of purchasing them and trying to whiten and straighten her teeth in an artificial way. Bobby yanked the teeth out of the woman's mouth one night and realized they were wax teeth from a joke shop. In our last hour Joe Dickhead talked about he and the Professor going 7-7 this week in NFL picks and Steve Bosell cried at his pond about not being allowed to do the Game of the Week by April.

Margaret Grey began the show as a replacement host for Phil. She wanted to talk about the Melissa Bachman/Hunteress African Lion photo and go on what she called 'a slut hunt.' Phil came back on in the next hour and talked about Geogre Zimmerman's latest gun charge. And can the unborn child of a pregnant woman be influenced by a face made at that woman by some kid? Bobbie Dooley worries that Angela Waddenoff making a pig face at Barbara Nimitz will make the Nimitz baby come out with a turned up nose.

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Vernon Dozier commented on Rob Ford and Steve Bosell, who has been told by his wife he may not do the Game of the Week this week. As far as Vernon is concerned, they both need to get off the wet nursing and be MEN. Dr. Jim Sadler, feeling guilty that he's put his wife and patients through the uncertainty of Obamacare with his support, feels he needs to "pay" for his mistake. He takes himself and his wife to a roller coaster in Pacific Beach and puts himself through the sheer terror of riding it over and over and over as penance. It was the return of Joe Dickhead and the Professor with their NFL picks. This week Joe and the Professor picked the winners based on the number of vowels in each head coaches last name. If there is a tie they go to which coach has more hair. If that's a tie then it's whose neck is thicker. NY Jets at Buffalo, Atlanta at Tampa Bay, Detroit at Pittsburgh, Washington at Philadelphia, Arizona at Jacksonville, Oakland at Houston, Baltimore at Chicago, Cleveland at Cincinnati, San Diego at Miami, Green Bay at NY Giants, Minnesota at Seattle, San Francisco at New Orleans, Kansas City at Denver and here's their upset special, New England at Carolina So call their special hotline to find out that they think Carolina will win!