Margaret Grey thinks that flying the American flag is only going to antagonize and further piss off the terrorists! Why paint a bullseye in the middle of your forehead?

Larry Grover comes on the show to discuss his dating life. As a Christian, he believes in "good, clean, crisp sex": gasoline solvents, a throw sheet, plastic wrap, and a variety of other perverted items.

Featuring Jeff Dowder and some of his famous drum playing, from the year 2000, Jeff comes on the show to illustrate the importance of music programs in schools.

Deanne Wheeler in an earlier, slightly more conservative incarnation, believes the Chinese don't really like seeing us use forks and knives so we shouldn't stand for them using chopsticks. Once, Deanne even slapped the chopsticks out of ladies' hands at a Chinese restaurant. From 2005.

Chris Norton, along with his "manager" Lance Germaine, are selling their line of Germaine Hair Care and Salon products because, in Chris' words, "if you look around it's obvious women aren't getting their money's worth out of the beauty products they're currently using". From 2004.