Bobbie Dooley's new organization "Mothers With Sons" somehow figures in Steve and son Dylon holding a girl on a boat at Lake Castaic to "talk some sense into her". Seems her "slut-like" behavior led Dylan to an unintended sex act with her.

Adult filmmaker Chris Norton is producing a new porn film called "Colum-bone: Let The Healing Begin", a truly rotten idea for blending porn and public service. From April 2000.

David G. Hall talks with Phil about getting women to listen. He explains why women "go days and days without taking a dump". Who cares if it's not sound advice? He's about getting women to listen! This bit contains the famous "crawling from square to square in hopscotch" line. From July 2001.

Larry Grover joins the program to talk about recently seeing a doctor about his sexual dysfunction. Larry says that there's nothing physically wrong with him because he spends all day long playing with it. From November 1999.

Vernon Dozier is on with Phil discussing women's cramps and the workplace. He thinks if women take time off of work for cramps, men should get time off for sports. He wanted to call in sick because he bet the Angels in the ALCS and lost! From October 2005.