From the summer of 2003, Larry Grover of Conservatives of Kern County proposes hitting the French where he thinks it will really hurt them: boycott sex. After all, the French gave us French ticklers, the French kiss, and "those French maid outfits".

Back to back from July 2005, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits and "making deposits in the spank bank".

From July 2005, recommended by BSP member Neil Merrick, General Gaylen Shaw does his recreation of the Diana crash, which includes him in a dress and a wig and a bizarre description of "dying with a smile on your face". It's funny. Trust us.

Auto mechanic Austin Amarca from Lancaster, CA doesn't mind doing the "chicken ass" jobs like filling the windshield wiper fluid or doing an oil change as long as he "gets respect". For the ladies, that's why he's got that room behind the repair bay. From June, 2004.

Robert Green of Frazier Foods voted Republican in '04, and one particular checker, a woman he'd asked out and who'd turned him down, voted Democrat. Bob wanted to rub it in by making crude sexual comments, and now he's getting sued!