Tonight's show featured Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler in a debate using baby talk. You have to hear it to...never mind, even if you hear it you won't understand it...

Joing the show was Vernon Dozier and Heath Billings, a law enforcement consultant, to talk about the long unsolved "Monnlight Murders" of Texarkana, Texas and Arkansas. Vernon, in attempting to reenact the crimes for accuracy, used a male student in place of females and was promptly arrested for seeming indecent behavior; to accurately reflect the position of the victims, he was sitting in the back seat of a car with the boy on his lap kissing his ear. Mr. Billings expressed his feelings that it was no surprise Dozier got popped. However as hour one went on into hour two, Mr Billings, siting in a bathtub, began playing with toy boats and plastic soldiers. This prompted a call from "Dr. Wilbur Garner" of the "East Texas Mental Ward.' Soon, as Phil and the crew would discover, there would another mental patient to deal with.

Phil talked about the cicada with Ted Bell and recipes for onion. He also brought on Chef Carl Chodillia who talked about how he handles people who don't like his food. David G. Hall took exception to a Facebook post of Phil's where he ripped into an ex-girlfriend for treating him like a 'sugar daddy.' David didn't like the post particularly because he's currently squiring around town a younger woman and doesn't want to feel any dumber than he does.

Dr. Ron Tarner joined the show to discuss the new take on Darwin's "Tree of Life" but wound up discussing the topless painting of Bea Arthur on Phil's homepage. Harvey Weirman, in representing Dr. Tarner, said Phil caused injury to Weirman when he put up a Marine Corp picture of Arthur instead that scared Weirman whose pants weere around his knees forcing him to fall. Featuring David G. Hall...

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