Phil returns with a recap of Boston. Then Margaret pulls David hall onto the show to tell Phil to quit talking about Boston and the Soledad Brothers because "it's boring." He even pulled the crickets sound effect out of mothballs to make the point. Margaret started singing Desmond Deckers "Israelites" and then (her favorite) "Jumo" by Van Halen while describing her "bowl of fruit, Carmen Miranda-style hat." Frank Grey, Margaret's husband came on to talk about watching Margaret's old TV series "Chophouse," a series that got made just so Frank would agree to produce two seasons of "Big Valley." Said Frank: "When Barbara Stanwyck wanted something, you never said no to him."

Phil and the gang were conducting a normal broadcast for the evening, talking with Dr. Ron Tarner and Father James McQuarters about "pole-sitting saints" when the news from Boston broke concerning the Marathon suspects. Phil went into news mode for the last hour and a half.

Is the government looking to siphon our minds dry as Vernon Dozier and Jay Santos of the Third Wheel Society articulated on Wednesday night show? Tonight, the show returns with Don Berman and a young friend, Davey Cullen , a kid Don tried to help with weight loss as he dieted too for a news segment. Turned out though that Don would ride in a pace car eating Debbie Cakes and peanut butter sandwiches because he needed to keep his strength up for the 6pm news whole Davey jogged behind it, tied to it with a rope. Don also was bringing Debbie Cakes to Davey's house because he had the hots for Davey's older sister... Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police came on to argue the "false-flag conspiracy theory" whereby the government fakes terrorist events to further strip rights from private citizens... When Jay butchers it up, Vernon Dozier comes on to try and save it by stating that he believes the government has put a camera in his toilet and that Janet Jackson was "locking eyes with me" while appearing on television. And other crap...

Phil had to prepare for a TV gig, so we've got more "Best Of" shows today. We'll be back live on Wednesday night!

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Margaret Grey and David G. Hall cautioned Phil against showing "Bloody Pit of Horror" on PhilTV tonight for fear of turning off a potential advertiser, one whose product is a pill for spastic colon. Bud Dickman challenged the computing ability of Phil and Dr. Ron Tarner when he said that he does indeed spend four hours a day sitting on a toilet which Dr. Tarner figured meant three times an hour at five minutes a clip for 16 hours. Margaret and Bud both told Dr. Tarner he was wrong and Tarner figured Margaret said that because she has the hots for Stephen Hawking... Phil talked about early "nudie" actress Davee Decker and dancing. A bunch of other shit too...