Tonight Harvey Wireman shot some pool and talked about Judge Judy, butchering her name and the news story while wearing 'those Bozo glasses" again. He also remembered a bizarre tale from his time serving in the Pacific during WWII...You gotta hear it to believe it... Vernon Dozier commented on the story of two Buffalo Bills fans secretly taping a phone call between Buffalo GM Buddy Nix and Tampa Bay GM Mark Dominick. Vernon mentioned the same kind of thing happened to him...only he was talking with a transsexual prostitute and it cost him a job with the Kansas City Chiefs. And even more......

Don Berman joined the show tonight to weigh in on Elizabeth Hasselbeck staying on with "The View" even as Joy Behar departs. "Elizabeth Hasselbecks best day will be the day she walks into Barbara Walters office and tells her "Thank you ma'm for the opportunity to take up precious air time that would have been better used by someone with more intelligence and skill.' And after saying that, she opens a fourth floor window and steps out. Vernon Dozier and Steve Bosell debated whether or not Phil used "baby talk" when he misspoke during his interview with Steve this evening. Bosell was arguing on behalf of internet privacy. While Mr. Bosell was videotaped at a bachelor party defecating on a sleeping guest, he doesn't feel that should used against him in any future business dealings.... And a bunch of other crap...

Tonight Brad Rivkind talked with Phil about Don Berman shouting at a horse he bet on. Don was on the air Tuesday night from Los Alamitos screaming at a horse "Come on you dirty whore." Brad said it doesn't make sense telling a horse anything because "they don't speak English."

It was Sluggo Easom, owner of Easom Transport, talking to the Phil crew about the advisability of hiring celebrities as drivers. Yes it would bring attention to the plight of overworked truckers but it would also mean underqualified drivers killing innocent motorists. Sluggo also recounted a story from his driving days when Mitch Purser, another driver, parked his rig on Sluggo's foot. Ted Bell, once again wanting to be taken seriously as a broadcaster, came on the show twice and huing up twice, once after he mispronounced 'Kansas City' by saying 'Kansas Sti-ty.' Dean Wheeler and his wife were conducting a "Native American Purification & Wedding Ceremony' when Dean became upset with the sound of two squirrels in a tree just above them. He got one of the Native American flute players to climb the tree and deal with the squirrels but the poor man either slipped or "was shoved" off of the branch where the squirrels were and fell to the cement below. Other stuff too...

Phil was in touch with David G. Hall who was traveling to Mexico with his fiance Tabatha aboard a refurbished DC-3. Tabatha apparently overheard many of Phil's comments to David during an argument and continually "rolled her eyes," according to David. This angered Phil so much he started talking about the DC-3's safety record causing Tabatha to wet herself and David to terminate the call... Herb Sewell came on to discuss telecommuting, much to the disgust of Margaret who didn't like a convicted child molester joining the show to weigh in on "working from his half-way house." In this case Herb terminated the call saying anyone changing his telecommute schedule "would be found in pieces with no way of identifying them for weeks." Phil overrules Margaret when she expresses her wish to sing the song "I'd Love To Change The World" in honor of the passing of Alvin Lee......Here's a hint as to why: She was going to sing the line "Every where there's dykes and fairies..." like she's working the tables at a beer garden.

Phil had Don Berman on the line from Los Alamitos Race Track where Don was spendiong the evening after being suspended by Channel 19 for saying the only women you could "pick up" at Wal-Mart were fat women with 10 kids...and he used his co-anchor Beckie Blondell as an example of one. While Don railed against the injustice of it all, he slowly got drunk and lost every race he bet, at one point calling for the rendering into glue of every horse he put money on.... Jay Santos joined Reverand Dave Castorini later in the show to tell Phil he was behaving inappropriately by "reaching down into his jean" (singular) on PhilTV during breaks and looking as if he was "handling heavy equipmnt or laying giant sewer pipes." Margaret gave another ridiculous lesson in foriegn language, this time Portuguese, or as she called it "Portu-guay."

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