Dr. Ron Tarner and Dr. Jim Sadler both come on to try and explain what happenes when a black widow spider bites you like one did a professional golfer in Australia. The event was the ISPS Handa tournament ("Handa" is how Australians say "Honda" claimed Bud). The Atherton, CA police blotter is read and Phil talks with Dr. Sadler about a business he was trying to get going where for a certain amount of money you could talk to your favorite athlete. His idea went south after he learned people were verbally abusing the athletes and he himself couldn't intercede because no one understands him anyway due to a speech impediment... A meteor streaks across the sky in Russia and Phil and his crew review some of the video which appears shaky, no doubt, says Margaret, because the cameraman was drinking vodka...

Joe Dickhead made his first apperance on the show in years as he recounted Joe Flacco's dumb bell advice to teamates at the end of the Super Bowl: If 49er return man Ted Ginn looked like he was going to break it "run onto the field and tackle him." That's a penalty, said Joe, punishable by, among other things, awarding the opposition a score! Steve Bossell and Jay Santos of the CAP squared off over Jay "interdicting" Steve one afternoon at Steve's house while he was trying to teach April Jr. how to ride side-saddle... As Jay got out of his blacked out van and approached Steve wearing his "helmet-cam" Steve let out an effeminate scream that Jay now has on tape... Phil got into the history of the Duke Blue Devil mascot and it doesn't have anything to do with the temperature in hell...

Phil talked to Dr. Jim Sadler about wrestling being dropped from the Olympics as of 2020. Dr. Sadler feels wrestling makes weaker men look bad. Caller Lloyd said some of wrestling's "moves", like putting a thumb in an opponents rectum for leverage. are so tasteless that the sport is simply a liability in terms of image. Former coach Jersey Jeffries joined the show and talked about a fullcourt shot taken in a recent girls highschool basketball game that went in....on a bounce. Jeffries felt the one bounce rule was good. It allowed "four eyes and dorks" to feel like they've got a shot at contributing. Little Ian Anderson discussed the inclusion of rugby and golf in future Olympics. The "thumb in the bum" move they use in wrestling is one they also use in rugby and Ian said that ruins rugby's image. "You don't want to tell your grandkids you won a gold medal in a sport where it took your thumb up a blokes bum to win it."

Tonight a debate between Ted Bell and Dean Wheeler on the business of the NFL and later it Vernon Dozier vs Gaylen Shaw on Pope Benedict and the merits or lack thereof of him resigning.

Jay Santos popped in briefly to talk about the manhunt on Bear Mountain for a wanted fugitive. He's up there too with the Citizens Auxiliary Police but he also wants to get in some skiing and buy some postcards... Harvey Weirman had the usual trouble finding his reading glasses while trying to make out a list of Charles Bronson films. Bud calms down Vernon Dozier after Dozier almost strokes out on air remembering his brother's winning lacrosse team.