Chris Garvin from the Pennsylvania Daily joined the show tonight to talk about what he calls 'manna from heaven" for the Obama campaign: the selection of Paul Ryan as Romney's running mate. Garvin said Ryan reminded him of the "rich guy I knew when I worked in construction, the son of the contractor who went up a ladder ahead of me and farted, laughing at how funny it was..." Joining the show also was "Lil" Ian Anderson reviewing the new tv show "Grimm." Margaret Grey came on to comment on Phil tweeting this past weekend that he wanted to move to London With Frank Grey and Vernon Dozier...

Larry Grover came on the show bemoaning the lost chances of the Republican party and comparing the dashed expectations he had to a date with "the town slut where you're the only guy to come away from the experience having gotten nothing. And then mother would bake me a blueberries pie. 'Blue.' get it?" Later Ted Bell talked with Phil about spitting into the food of a wise-ass kid, the son of a business associate who's wife happened to see Ted do it and kept quiet so they could blackmail Ted politically With Markarios, Bill La Plante and Gloria Grover...

Bobbie Dooley and Steve Bosell talked about "little girl beauty pageants" tonight, both defending them saying the kids are the ones that push to be in them. "I had my niece come up to me and say 'If you can't manage me better, I'll find someone who can." Meanwhile, toward the end of the segment, with Steve talking about rehearsing his niece with the song "Tomorrow" from "Annie" he found out his wife and daughter are entering a dune buggy in next years Baja 1000 and will even man blow torches to help build the frame. Thats all Steve's manhood needed as it "took a kick to it's genitals from a steel-toed boot."

Dean Wheeler from the Northern California Holistic Center was on in our first hour telling Phil now is the perfect time to get tough gun laws on the books while the American people are distracted by the Olympics and the Mars mission.  Later we had Jody Brooks of Brooklyn, New York telling Phil that the Susan G. Komen foundation better not screw up anymore by withholding funding from Planned Parenthood. Jody herself had three abortions and after each went right back to playing pool and eating French dip sandwiches. Keep it real, Komen.

Dr. Jim Sadler and Daryl Weber, blues fan and law enforcement consultant, discussed Jared Loughner and Wesley Page and the differences in approaches taken by the police and psychologists to psychotics and psychopaths......at least they tried to when they weren't interrupting each other, getting each others name wrong and, as usual, hanging up on Phil. Margaret Grey's real feelings about the Olympics came pouring out in the second hour..the flexibility and nimbleness of the "Slavs" and how Russians are "used to walking 20 miles barefoot in the snow to get to the gym to train...as a way of explaining why the US sometimes struggles in gymnastics.... With Frank Grey...

Tonight we simply avoided as much as we could talking about Milwaukee. We talked about Mars.