No Kids Allowed Dean Wheeler, manager of Wilkinson's Valley Fashion Mall has found a way to increase business, he is not allowing kids in the mall whatsoever. He feels that adults will have a much more productive shopping experience that way. from December 2(0:19:12) View Episode
His 16th Birthday Party October 7th, 1997 - It's R.C.'s 16th Birthday, and Phil & the staff have kicked in on a nice gift for the boy. But when R.C. turns out to be an ingrate, Ruth and Lloyd phone in to give him advice from another generation, and a piece of their minds.(0:36:00) View Episode
Cat Sandwich Bob Greene is livid from the negative press he has received from the local news station reporting on some horrendous health code violations in his restaurant. from January 2004.(0:31:48) View Episode
I Need The Cheddar! It’s the Jim Rome Show! Tonight Romey explains that he is actually an 8-year-old autistic boy that knows lots about sports but can only keep up his the Jim Rome persona if his producer feeds him the correct kind of cheese.(0:00:00) View Episode
The Overweight Foghorn Rudy Canosa feels so good about the fact President Vincente Fox of Mexico stuck his finger in the chest of George Bush and told him to open the borders. After all, the Mexican immigrant is the single most important immigrant in America. from January 20(0:35:28) View Episode
Art…I Think I Got A Flat Art Bell joins the program along with General Johnson Jamieson. The General was about to embark on the "Jamieson 3 Spacecraft Mission." By shrinking himself down with goblin juice to the size of a button, he could then fly into the rear-end of Russell Cr(0:00:00) View Episode
4 Divisional Titles Vernon Dozier, football coach for Belmar Academy, is very upset that the war on terrorism has taken the limelight away from him. from December 2003.(0:34:57) View Episode
Bigotry and Racism Art Greigo says the reason he wasn't invited to his neighbor's barbecue was based on racial prejudice, not because he hit and killed the neighbors child with his car. from August 2003(0:29:10) View Episode
Don’t BBQ My Dog Vernon Dozier, educator at Belmar Academy was simply helping his new Korean neighbor Mr. Kim assimilate to the United States when...as a little joke...he told Mr. Kim not to BBQ his dog. from January 2004.(0:30:59) View Episode
Character Voice Court Phil's characters file a class action lawsuit against their host. Featuring appearances by attorney Harvey Wireman, Larry Grover, R.C. Collins, Bobbie Dooley, Jeff Dowder, Mavis Leonard, Dave Oliva, and Chris Norton.(0:10:37) View Episode
