Lloyd The Elvis Impersonator On the 25th Anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, Phil speaks with Korean War Vet Lloyd Bonafide. Lloyd states that "The King" and his music was so important to he and his men that they honor him with an impersonation tribute every year. from Augus(0:01:06) View Episode
Big Sunglasses & Fright Wigs Chris' mother assaulted him as a result of finding out that he had scratched off one of her lottery tickets, now he's charging her with assault! Don't worry, he's using the money for a business that he likes to call "Crazy Chris' Mobile Party."(0:32:34) View Episode
Tell Her They’re Diamonds Mr. Green explains to Phil and the listeners that most women don't know much about jewelry and if you're on a tight budget...there is NOTHING WRONG with telling your lady that the hunk of nicely shaped glass that you bought her is really a 3 carat diamond!(0:24:33) View Episode
Needs Discipline From 1996 - Caller Michelle and Phil endure a lecture from Lloyd... then attempt to continue their conversation after Lloyd doesn't fully hang up his phone.(0:06:32) View Episode
5 Minutes With Bud David Hall calls in to tell Phil that recently fired show intern Bud Dickman will be coming back to do a new segment on the show called "5 Minutes With Bud Dickman." from November 2002.(0:07:24) View Episode
Clothes-A-Thon Bobbie isn't happy about the fact that her donated clothes are being worn by battered women. That's why she told one woman that if she didn't stop wearing the donated outfits, she'd tell her husband where she was! from October 2002.(0:04:50) View Episode
Blows-A-Meter RC wants more airtime so Phil lets him review the films of Anthony Hopkins! from November 2002.(0:05:34) View Episode
Siegfried & Roy are Gay! Austin Amarka recently found out that the two men who were involved in the tiger attack last week, Siegfried and Roy....are gay! That means a gay man has much more courage than him. He is demanding disability insurance because he is so devastated that he c(0:29:55) View Episode
Top 100 Most Influential Country Artists Of All Time Entertainment editor Doug Dannger announces the "Top 100 Most Influential Country Artists Of All Time". According to Doug, it took a gay man and a gay journalist to finally come up with a truthful, correct list. from January, 2004.(0:31:39) View Episode
Thank God For Anna Nicole Smith! Margaret Gray feels Anna Nicole Smith is leading a great example to the young girls of America by showing them that they can get whatever they want in life just by marrying a wealthy old man! from August 2002.(0:03:31) View Episode
