Bumper Stickers Lloyd is upset because his five year old grandson saw a bumper sticker that said, "My Grandchild Is Cuter Than Your Grandchild." Lloyd took it as a slap in the face and his grandson was visibly shaken. from May 2001.(0:25:53) View Episode
The Rellow Lose of Texas After the fall of ENRON, Austin has moved his family out of the Lone Star State to California to get his young daughter in a certain adult magazine! from January 2002.(0:02:25) View Episode
Nude Trick-or-Treating Roland believes that he is commiting no crime by answering his door naked on Halloween night, it's the responsibily to the parents to cover their kids eyes!(0:32:19) View Episode
Appetite Macht Frei? If Space Station Mir hits Taco Bell's target, it's free tacos all around. And Jay Santos will be at your local Taco Bell to strong-arm and detain any possible free-taco-moochin' rowdies. from March 2001.(0:04:03) View Episode
Kindermorden! Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police has some strong suspicions about a mother who "accidentally" dropped her infant from a suspension bridge. from September 1999.(0:35:28) View Episode
Dressing Room Security Cam Before Jay Santos joined the Citizens Auxiliary Police, he worked security at a department store. He's saved security tapes of patrons in dressing rooms... changing clothes, and engaging in other 'abhorrent behavior'. from April 1997.(0:14:05) View Episode
The C.A.P. Tape Pirating Crackdown Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns of their upcoming crackdown on videotape piracy. from June 1999.(0:29:18) View Episode
How Many Husbands Do You Got? While Jay sticks up for the Polygamy lifestyle and the ability for one man to sexually satisfy twelve women, he's got a Mormon woman on the line letting him just how stupid he is…Now that's a twist!(0:05:14) View Episode
So Elian Gonzalez Ain’t From Mexico? Santos is subjected to a think-accented woman who explains why Elian & other Cubans want out of Cuba. Unfortunately Jay didn't know Elian was from Cuba!(0:03:51) View Episode
Fancyboy Headgear Lloyd Bonifide and Jeff Dowder call in to discuss new Army attire and if navy pants are sexy or not. from June 2001.(0:07:02) View Episode
