Jay and the rest of the Citizens Auxiliary Police believe that parents throwing pizza parties, keeping a healthy supply of Grape Soda and Sunny Delight around and getting the kids off the internet will prevent another Columbine will keep your child from(0:06:54)

Jay Santos and the C.A.P. are out in full force telling people that if they receive money for their birthdays with any type of writing on it that they should roll it up and smoke it like a joint.(0:03:11)

Jay Santos with the Citizens Auxiliary Police will be setting up checkpoints to check tires (to make sure they have sufficient tread) and to check tire pressure. They're also going to be checking driver destination and if the travelers can get there bett(0:19:16)

Jay Santos and The CAP are working with the "New Mexico People Range Patrol" to keep motorists from California away from the Los Alamos, NM fire -- and they will be checking cars for hot dogs, marshmallows and ingredients to make S'mores.(0:26:07)

Jay Santos is performing routine Anthrax searches on hospital patients the easiest way he knows how… holding them down and shoving microscopes up their nasal cavities. Hear what happens with this nurse calls in and lets Jay have it!! from December

Jay santos of Citizens Auxiliary police explains why we need to be suspicious of people who live in the mountains. Featuring a special appearance by Major Elvis Newton! From May 2001.(0:26:30)

Jay Santos and the C.A.P. will be videotaping people leaving video stores, and peeking in people's bags to see what sex videos they're renting. They're trying to keep the streets clean... and also collect footage for a new reality show called "Sex Tra(0:32:32)

Jay Santos calls in to tell Phil how he survived 2 shark attacks and how he kicked both of their asses. From January 1999.(0:35:12)

The Citizens Auxiliary Police have started a service to monitor drinking teens.(0:34:26)