I’ll Teach Your Man To Dance! Chris Norton, founder of "Chris Norton Entertainment" joins the program to discuss and demonstrate his seductive dancing classes for men. As Chris proves over the phone, men can be sessy too... but first he wants to dance for the wifes to make sure they ap(0:04:20) View Episode
Thanksgiving Dilemma Chris Norton calls the show for help with a moral dilemma: he wants to attend Thanksgiving dinner with his girls family, but he doesn't want her to get the wrong idea! from November 1999.(0:16:14) View Episode
Free Robert Blake! Clara explains that if the authorities could only just release Mr. Blake, whether he's innocent or not, then the playing field between whites and blacks will be even... and white people will "finally shut their cake-holes" about the O.J.! from April 20(0:06:21) View Episode
Dating Roseanne’s Daughter Chris Norton joins the program to announce that he plans to marry Roseanne Arnold's daughter.(0:35:58) View Episode
The Tom Cruise Rumors Show guest Chris Norton believes that the recent rumors affecting Tom Cruise are a result of a rejected woman.(0:27:53) View Episode
The Father Blesses Listener Silvia Father McQuarter believes that there really is no point for authorities to get involved with these cases with Catholic Priests... after all, they have the power to forgive themselves! from March 2002.(0:03:47) View Episode
Humor can heal the Catholic Church With all Cardinals from the U.S. meeting at the Vatican in the news, Father McQuarter believes humor can heal... and now he's traveling from parish to parish and telling jokes to lighten the somber tones surrounding the church! from April '02.(0:03:55) View Episode
vs. The Honky Slut Miss Mavis and a caller engage in a volley of insulting racial stereotypes. from 1996.(0:04:00) View Episode
So Cal Doin’s – Weather Report Mavis Leonard is on the phone to provide her Southland weather report, but nephew Robert keeps interrupting.(0:09:01) View Episode
Haunted House Clara has put together a charity haunted house for her church, with old folks getting pushed over and gumming apples, mongoloids shouting 'boo' at you, and Alzheimer's patients just sitting in a rocking chair staring at ya!(0:09:11) View Episode
