DB Cooper & the 3 Bears Pilot Art Griego thinks passengers should be tested for alcohol before they board his plane. He then goes on to tell the amazing story of DB Cooper! from March 2000.(0:31:41) View Episode
Windows On A Stereotype Bob Green, general manager of 'Windows on the Boulevard' restaurant, is outraged when his expectation for a large bar tab on a party of Catholics doesn't materialize. Includes a call from the ever-fabulous Ruth in Anaheim.(0:31:00) View Episode
Mission to the Sun In one of the show's more ridiculous appearances, Robert Green explains his upcoming manned Mission to the Sun.(0:17:00) View Episode
Ted vs. The Rich Chick While Ted is tossing his opinion on how lame people act when they suddenly come into a lot of money, a "Rich Bitch" calls in to let Ted know he sounds just as lame…Ted ALMOST gets a date with this chick by the end of the call…ALMOST!(0:06:26) View Episode
Dr. Green Explains Islam Professor of Middle Eastern Studies Dr. Robert Green illuminates Phil's listeners about various Islamic Customs... including an interesting theory as to why Osama may have bunkered himself into a cave. from October 2001.(0:17:00) View Episode
The American Dream Doll Robert Green defends his company's new product, a line of controversial, collectable dolls based upon ethnic stereotypes. *special thanks to Brett Bayne for his contribution*(0:37:00) View Episode
I Can Prove I’m A Christian! Bob loves his Mother-In-Law so much he's planning on moving her to Israel. But he wants to wait until things simmer down so she doesn't have any reason to call and complain!(0:04:29) View Episode
EXCUSE ME? Check out Mr. Green and Phil ignoring the caller discussing the Jon Benet Ramsey case!(0:05:25) View Episode
Wholesale Murder On A Dog Mr. Greene and a crazy lady truck driver argue the facts that little kids left alone will kill the family pet at the first chance they get!(0:04:49) View Episode
God Made Me�Ted Bell! The caller wants him to shove a baked potato up his butt, a steak knife in his ass cheek and just go to hell where he belongs! Ted bans her from the restaurant forever! All this over a friggen Playstation!(0:04:07) View Episode