Cell Phones = Infant Death Margaret Is accused of smoking crack because she puts the lives of the important people using cell phones ABOVE the statistics stating infants dying in accidents caused by cell phones!(0:03:18) View Episode
Diorama Kids Ted Bell has an idea for his new Beverly Hills Children's Museum: he wants parents of dead children to donate their kids' bodies to the museum, where they will be stuffed, mounted, and put on display in dioramas. from February 2000.(0:26:48) View Episode
Walk on down Vanilla Street! From back his Miami Days, Phil takes a call from Margaret Grey regarding Phil dating black girls. Then Harvey Wireman chimes in!(0:04:59) View Episode
A Day At The Races Margaret is reporting live from the 126th Kentucky Derby. Besides singing her redition of "My Old Kentucky Home" (the lyrics aren't very PC), she also reveals what happens to the horses if they lose the race.(0:37:24) View Episode
Canadian Pearl Harbor Lessons Hear columnist Margaret Grey gets schooled on Pearl Harbor by a lady from Canada. Although as it turns out, this lady hasn't done her homework... she doesn't know the first thing about Dole pineapples OR Ben Affleck!! View Episode
Say No to Seatbelts Margaret Grey joins the program to discuss her child actor son, Jason J. Delmonico. Although Margaret recently received a ticket for driving without her son in a seatbelt, she is contesting it because she believes her son transcends the seatbelt law.(0:22:47) View Episode
The Dog Show Reporting live from the Westminister Kennel Club Dog Show, Margaret Gray is offended by the strange behavior she's observed from several of the dog owners. from February 2000.(0:14:56) View Episode
The Nouveau Rich Margaret Gray joins to program to speak about the incredibly awkward and embarrassing ways that people who fall into money spend it. from November 1999.(0:23:28) View Episode
Relax Tiger Woods Ted Bell thinks it'd only be fair if Tiger Woods won "a little less often". from March 2000.(0:19:21) View Episode
300 Pounds Of Donut Oil Margaret says gay men can make better parents than straight people, after defending "Survivor" winner Richard Hatch. from August 2000.(0:29:27) View Episode