May 10th, 2001 - Vernon can't stand it when children pick out (or worse yet - make) their own Mothers and Fathers Day gifts.

From Fall '96 - A doctor and a nurse call in to discuss proper childhood nutrition... although the doctor may not be entirely on the level. *special thanks to Andrew in the UK for this clip!*(0:08:00)

Vernon says you needn't worry about airport security with heroes like Bobby checking your bags... from November 2001(0:17:02)

An Assistant Deacon in a Baptist Church defends their religious edict that a wife must be subserviant to her husband. Callers including a Scottish lady and a lady from Southern Californa are subject to the man's barrage of mysogyny, and Mavis joins to dif(0:17:00)

Its two different sides of the spectrum bangin' heads on this poor caller on the correct way to treat his wife! Its one of rare talkshow moments where the caller is actually the sane one!(0:04:36)

Coach Dozier justifies a few of his players dying at a party he threw from Tequila shots…Hey, at least they had a good time!(0:05:43)