Bobbie thinks that if those Columbine boys were riding razor scooters they would have kept their guns in their pants and no one would have got hurt!(0:04:14)

Bobbie explains that in order to keep her children fit and trim she feeds them this herbal diet product…A caller asks why she just doesn't promote exercise to the kids…Bobbie lets her know that those kids will be in the business world and not athletics…lik(0:04:36)

Mrs. Dooley promotes using a siren to notify kids when their grandparents are around so as to save them from her horrible fate of having to smell their B.O.!(0:02:02)

Mrs. Dooley poses the question to a young single mother: You could be the next Felicity… but you will need to schedule a visit to the vacuum cleaner and give up the child's "leff" to make medicine!(0:06:03)

Steve Dooley is bullying the his sons basketball coach because he's not putting him in enough games... Bobbie explains he's just clarifing the situation, listen to how upset they've made this old crab!! from January 2002.(0:03:36)

Bobbie Dooley's son is growing up; A rebellious attitude, he's wearing jeans and listening to tasteless music. Bobbie's feelings are hurt when his 13-year-old son doesn't want her to bathe him anymore!(0:52:20)

Bobbie decides to throw a holiday Kawnzaa Party… Using the Civil War theme of "Gone With the Wind"! What happens when she calls one of the black women in the neighborhood to get advice on the costumes? Check it out!(0:32:35)

Bobbie discovers that her husband Steve has a second email address she didn't know about, and jumps to the obvious conclusion that he must be having an affair with "a slut." from March 2000.(0:36:40)

Bobbie speaks for all women when she says American Taliban John Walker is a hot commodity, that's why she wants to get him in the sack! You ladies think you have a good sex life? You ain't seen nothing!! From December 2001(0:04:47)