From R.C. Collins doing his rap song on the show, here's the episode cut apart, reverbed, and set to music. *a website original*(0:02:47)

R.C. Collins phones in to complain there are no rap artists in the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame, and shares his new rap tune about the hard-assed hoods like his own Chatsworth, CA. from September 1999.(0:10:06)

When R.C. and his buddy Chris Sorenson are unable to get suitable dates for the homecoming dance, Phil jokingly contacts an escort service. But when that falls through, what will convince R.C. and Chris to take a couple of mud turtles like Samantha and Je(0:23:00)

R.C. Collins saw a bitchin war flick on TV, and calls in only to reveal that he's in desperate need of a history lesson. from December 1999.(0:33:00)

Bud Dickman and R.C. Collins face off at the First Annual Spooge Demon Open Bowling Tournament at San Gabriel's Schwartz Lanes. The event, of course, is a disaster from coin toss to the final gutterball.(0:29:00)

RC calls in to explain to Phil that he and his friends have a bet on whether or not Star Trek's James Doohan is gonna have a "Mongo-kid" on account of James being 80 years old!(0:05:49)