Sports Jacket & Cologne RC Collins calls in to inform Phil you don't have to be an adult to buy liquor. from May 2003.(0:01:39) View Episode
Operation: Clearinghouse Jay Santos has launched an operation to try and stop women's bachelorette parties because they have greatly affected the amount of nuns there are in the world. from May 2003.(0:24:46) View Episode
Operation: Child Jay Santos states that Al Quida was successful in attacking the US due to Americans being flabby, that's why he's taking money away from kids in fast food restaurants! from January 2003.(0:23:45) View Episode
Sexo Con Migo Rudy Canosa was fired for speaking Spanish in his workplace. from KFI.(0:21:08) View Episode
Gays Don’t Like Football Brad Rifkin from "Pro Football Fan Resource" talks about Reggie White and explains the difference between gay sports and straight sports. from KFI.(0:23:22) View Episode
Gideon’s Bible Steve Bosell is contemplating a lawsuit against the Marriott Hotel chain because he couldn't perform sexually with his wife knowing there was a bible in a drawer close by. from June 2005.(0:32:58) View Episode
Handle Bar Moustache Challenge High School teacher Vernon Dozier told his students he would shave off his handle bar mustache if they raised $5,000 for hurricane relief. from Sept 2005.(0:36:47) View Episode
Frosty the Ice Demon Steve Bosell (with a different voice!) is an devout atheist who says that religious symbols like Snowmen should not be displayed on public property. from KFI.(0:32:02) View Episode
Background Checks for School Kids Jay Santos thinks there should be background checks for school children before they are allowed to walk into a store and buy a gun. from KFI.(0:31:40) View Episode
The Lottery Tip Waitress Clara Bingham talks about a customer who left her a winning lottery ticket instead of a tip, she says she spent the money on swimming lessons. from KFI.(0:28:36) View Episode
