Moment Of Weakness Lloyd is upset that someone revealed the fact he was having an affair, now he's threating to go to this guys house and put a bullet in him.(0:03:32) View Episode
Slavery Pageant Teacher Mavis Leonard explains why she is having her white students bid on black students using Oreo cookies to become their slave for a day.(0:03:46) View Episode
Retard Acts Aren’t Sexy Steve Bosell is suing the creators of the film "A Beautiful Mind" because he is sick and tired of hearing women talk about how sexy Russell Crowe is.(0:25:55) View Episode
David Commits Suicide David G. Hall is very depressed with the way things have been going as of late, and so he is calling in to say goodbye.(0:18:49) View Episode
Jesus Is A Snackwell Mavis is upset because she fears the Roman Catholic church ate her dead nephews body. (All You Can Eat Negro, part.2!)(0:05:16) View Episode
Leather Chaps Teacher Bob Green got in trouble for wearing leather chaps to school, he claims he was just trying to reach out to his students.(0:12:53) View Episode
60-Day Trial of Mongo Chow Dr. Robert Green's views on people with mental disabilities really piss off a female caller, so she hands the phone over to her mentally retarded son!!(0:10:36) View Episode
Remembering Missing Kids Jeff Dowder is involved with missing kids and will call the parents yearly to remind them that their kids are still missing. from July 2003.(0:37:59) View Episode
Headsets Are For Retards Ted Bell is afraid people will think he's crazy if he wears a headset on his cell phone while driving. from November 2003.(0:37:05) View Episode
Freedom of Satanism RC Collins doesn't think there's anything wrong with robbing graves or sacrificing animals... all he is asking is for the freedom to practice satanism.(0:34:00) View Episode
