Straight Arrow Ministries Warren joins the program along with Vernon Dozier who demonstrates his new shock therapy treatment to cure gay men. from July 2000. (available on Best of 2000 CD "#1 Rated")(0:28:32) View Episode
Medicinal Weed Jeff Dowder from "California Musicians for Cannabis" believes that Cannabis products should be used to alleviate pain.(0:31:36) View Episode
Appetite Macht Frei? (complete segment) If Space Station Mir hits Taco Bell's target, it's free tacos all around. And Jay Santos will be at your local Taco Bell to strong-arm and detain any possible free-taco-moochin' rowdies. from May 2001.(0:30:39) View Episode
Towel Collector Charlie LaFountain buys and collects womens towels so he can smell their sweat, and he takes offense to anyone that says that there's anything sexual or kinky about it. from September 1999.(0:30:08) View Episode
Say No To Vaseline Bobbie Dooley talks about an organization called "Straight to the Lord", a group of Christians that helps homosexuals return to normal, she recently caught her son drawing Tinkleberries.(0:34:32) View Episode
Twister Party Lawsuit Steve Bosell is joined by his lawyer Harvey Wireman after an incident that occurred while playing the game Twister at a 70's themed party.(0:28:02) View Episode
No More Women! Vernon Dozier says that it's about time for wives and girlfriends to stop coming to Football parties.(0:29:43) View Episode
Patients Deserve It! Dr. Jim Sadler talks with Phil about ways he relieves stress from the pressures of his job. Sometimes he has to teach his patients a lesson in order to put them back in line. from February 2003.(0:32:40) View Episode
Lunch Lady Love When he was 17, Dave Oliva had an affair with the lunch lady at his school, he says the school was to blame.(0:31:27) View Episode
Telemarketing Manners Chris Norton is a telemarketer for a pharmaceutical company who has trouble when it comes to talking to female customers on the phone in an appropriate manner.(0:20:14) View Episode