Chandra I’ll Help You Part time model/aspiring actor Chris Norton believes he can lure Chandra Levy out of hiding.(0:31:28) View Episode
Stop Grinning! Lloyd Bonafide thinks that the images of Terry Schiavo on TV are disturbing because they show the comatose woman "grinning like she just hit the lottery" from February 2005.(0:38:21) View Episode
Steve Thinks He’s a Necrophiliac Steve confesses pleasuring himself to pictures of the late Bonnie Lee Bakley... now he's diagnosed himself as a Necrophiliac! Don't feel sorry for him, he's suing!! from April 2002.(0:25:59) View Episode
Runaway Bride Mavis, R.C., Lloyd, and Bob all call about the Runaway Bride and discuss whether or not she should apologize for saying a Hispanic man kidnapped her. from May 2005.(0:05:12) View Episode
Napalm Water Balloons Mr. Dozier says women do not come from the same military orientation that men do because most young boys played army when they were kids and therefore are equipped with the tactical experiences needed in a real-life war. from April 2002.(0:05:53) View Episode
Phil Gets Sued by Bud Bud Dickman's lawyer Harvey Wireman calls in to discuss the $3.5 million dollar wrongful termination lawsuit that Bud is bringing against Phil! also featuring Margaret Grey. from November 2002.(0:04:12) View Episode
RC Does Ozzy! RC calls in to not only report to Phil that Ozzy bit the head off a corpse but to do his impersonation of the aging rocker! from August 2002.(0:05:05) View Episode
Jack Frost Art gets a call from General Johnson Jameson…who is hot on the tail of the legendary Jack Frost! Listen as the General and his men attempt to hunt down and kill the creature! from November 2002.(0:09:27) View Episode
Hispanic Disneyland Attorney Dean Wheeler is representing some 200 illegal Hispanic families who would like Disneyland to be Spanish speaking two days a week. from December 2002.(0:38:05) View Episode
Damn Lexus Kids! Larry has a philosophical objection to kids who drive luxury cars... so it's no wonder why he can't deal with the fact that his teenage kids are driving around in his ex-wife's boyfriends new car. from December 2002.(0:32:05) View Episode
