Say Thanks to ME! Vernon is having some major issues with his wife and family due to the fact that at Thanksgiving dinner they give thanks to God… but never say thanks to Vernon! from November 2002.(0:25:49) View Episode
Thanksgiving Inspiration Roland Schwinn, a writer for "Good Life" magazine decided that all of those that suffered at 9/11 can watch him eat a Thanksgiving feast through a glass enclosure as they walked by. from November 2001.(0:02:54) View Episode
Not Waiting In Line! Ted is furious with the airport's expectations on arriving early for flights. He feels that people who make the amount of money that he does should simply be able to show their bank balance and be waved through the lines! from November 2002.(0:27:16) View Episode
Say No To War Or Hello To Chili! Dean Wheeler is providing an anti-war letter to local school kids. Featuring a call from Phil's step-kid Katherine!! from November 2002.(0:34:34) View Episode
Cheerleaders Confuse Me! Larry feels that cheerleading causes a form of performance anxiety on the boys playing sports that will eventually carry over to their sex lives as adults as it did for him! from November 2002.(0:28:31) View Episode
Legal Shoplifting! Margaret Grey states that not only was Winona Ryder's alleged shoplifting simply her way of preparing for an upcoming role but she also thinks the goods that Winona acquired that day should be a tax write-off! from November 2002.(0:23:29) View Episode
Trash Man! Dean feels that interrogating the kids of his neighbors and going though their trash cans at night is perfectly legit. from November 2002.(0:35:02) View Episode
Women Love Losers Entertainment reporter Doug Dannger comments on why Ben Affleck was voted Sexiest Man in People magazine... Doug believes women are really attracted to losers. from November 2002.(0:00:00) View Episode
Nice Camel Toe! Steve Bosell just lost a substantial job due to an inappropriate comment he made to his client's wife… and now he wants to sue! from November 2002.(0:29:09) View Episode
Freedom to Commit Felonies Cadet RC Collins feels that the military should get the privilege to commit crimes and take drugs. Featuring Harvey Wireman, Lloyd Bonifide, and a caller that sounds just like Johnny Cash! from November 2002.(0:25:22) View Episode
