Thursday, May 13, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley has not seen the Iraq Nick Berg beheading video but wants it banned from all of America. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Tony Neil is a film producer who thinks the Iraq abuse was shocking, because a woman was standard guard over a man. Hour 3: Bob Green is suing disabled people for taking up all the good seats at sports games.

Tuesday, May 11, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, May 10, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jay Santos as a parent is concerned about the Iraqi abuse pictures because kids going to prom might imitate the poses and put themselves into nude dogpiles. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing his wife because she presumably taught his teenage daughter to disrespect him as a man.

Friday, May 7, 2004 Hour 1: Dave Oliva says Bush and Rumsfeld were treated with contempt by the Senate like those Iraqi prisoners and deserve an apology. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, May 6, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: David G Hall, Phil's boss, says that they can't talk anymore about world events and must talk about Friends episodes. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide, Korean War vet, is making coffee cups and mugs of abused Iraqi soldiers as we have to laugh off what we're doing with the 'ragheads'.

Wednesday, May 5, 2004 Hour 1: Brad Rifkin, ad executive, says Lynndie England will be recognized for establishing a strong role model for women. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, May 4, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray doesn't like seeing pictures of dead Iraqis, but this is exactly what the John Kerry campaign needs. Hour 3: Bob Green refused to accept a store customer's coupons because she looked poor and was probaby a John Kerry supporter.

Monday, May 3, 2004 Hour 1: Larry Grover has been putting the moves on a deployed servicemember's wife, and feels he needs a little hero recognition for helping her around the house. Callers point out Larry is interested in the wife, not the house or the deployed troop. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.