Friday, April 2, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell comments on the trial of CEO Dennis Kozlowski, saying people need to quit picking on the wealthy. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, April 1, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Herb Sewell, a business owner, claims it is impossible for a man to be sexually harrassed by a woman. He says he is handsome and cultured, and has never been harrassed, and why would women risk everything considering how hard it is for them to get where they are? Gradually he reveals that he did some harrassing behavior himself. Hour 3: Jim Sadler says California should not get its gasoline subsidized because it's been the laughingstock of the US for too long.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Steve Bosell had an agreement with his wife that he could order her to go in the kitchen and get a beer for his friends during poker night. He made a comment about their sex earlier that day and she got offended, then called him in the bedroom to fold pants. Steve went in the bathroom and wept, and he's suing for emotional abandonment. Phil ends the bit abruptly when Steve admits he's really not going to sue. Phil closes with a rant about listeners and affiliates that don't get the show. Hour 3: Dave Oliva says that Janet Jackson is a transsexual and the whole Jackson family is weird.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004 Hour 1: Don Parsley is holding a friend's sister accountable for his debt because she has traitorous views denouncing the war on Iraq. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, March 29, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green wanted his supermarket to play softball against a rival supermarket, and when five employees didn't show up he suspended one of them. Hour 3: Dean Wheeler of the US Out Of Iraq group says that Saddam ought to be reinstated because the US invasion was illegal.

Friday, March 26, 2004 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is having a woman thrown out of the HOA because Bobbie remarked about her own sex life and the woman said it was an inappropriate topic. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, March 25, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Justin McElroy says that Kobe Bryant is innocent because there's no way you can be such a top athlete and commit a crime like that. Hour 3: Herb Sewell is a harsh critic of Paris Hilton but he's actually infatuated with her.

Wednesday, March 24, 2004 Hour 1: Pastor Rennick says that civil rights is a black movement and that gays and feminists are just trying to piggyback onto their success. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka runs a gas station and says he won't sell to people that aren't polite about buying gas or look like they don't deserve it. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing Mel Gibson because the Passion of the Christ attempts to pawn a sex-stud Jesus onto women.

Monday, March 22, 2004 Hour 1: Paul McNamara is a broadcast CEO who is convinced there will be a terrorist strike and is playing off the fears of his audience. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.