Tuesday, February 10, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Tony Neil says that Kerry's military record is so distinguished that he shouldn't have to answer anybody's questions. Hour 3: Austin Amarka charges women more money for auto repairs because he has to take more time explaining things.

Monday, February 9, 2004 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler says convicted murderers should be forced to spend time with the victim's family rather than be executed. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, February 5, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell makes offensive jokes as a way of testing the loyalty of his employees. Phil closes by saying he's canceling the Yeah Baby Expo on Sunday because he doesn't want to get bumped by some soap opera star. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, February 4, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Doug Dannger says that you won't tell him to his face that you disapprove of gay marriage. At 33m Doug makes a caller repeat her statement over and over repeatedly ad nauseum while Phil's ostensibly in the bathroom. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is a Korean War vet who feels disrespected when someone thrusts their hand to stop an elevator door closing. It sends Lloyd into a "fight or flight" situation, and holds up his world. Treat your veterans with respect!.

Tuesday, February 3, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, February 2, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Steve Bosell is suing CBS because he hosted a lavish Superbowl party at his house with the Lingerie Bowl at halftime, but his guests left to see someone's Tivo replay when they heard about Janet Jackson. Hour 3: Mavis Leonard says that society tolerates the Janet Jackson incident only because it's a white man ripping off a black woman's clothes.

Friday, January 30, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier doesn't want to help with his premature baby in the ICU because of the Superbowl. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, January 29, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley wants to attend the Democratic convention and doesn't think a lady with a lazy eye should represent. Hour 3: Ted Bell says motorcycles give his son confidence, and who cares if he ran over someone's dog.

Wednesday, January 28, 2004 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is being sued for sexual harrassment. A 20-year old female put a bottle of Scope mouthwash on his desk, and he considered it a gift and snapped her bra strap and said "it's too bad I'm married". She put it there because of his bad breath. He's countersuing. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.