Friday, December 26, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-11-18 hour two. Angry car mechanic. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-11-03 hour one. Hiring his daughter as a birthday dancer. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-13 hour one. Partial breastfeeding is dangerous.

Thursday, December 25, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-02-14 hour three. Tithing expectations. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-04 hour one. Dressing as Jesus in nursing homes. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-03-25 hour one. Church funds for breast augmentation.

Wednesday, December 24, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-12-21 hour two. Aroused lying in the manger. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-10-31 hour two. Guns and werewolves. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-12-24 hour one. Exploding Baby Jesus prize.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-09-24 hour three. Democratic neighbor's daughter. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-12-02 hour three. Trampling others on Black Friday. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-10-20 hour two. People addicted to pain meds.

Monday, December 22, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell is doing charity fundraising to build a golf course. also he harasses people by calling them repeatedly. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-11-21 hour one. Harassing people gossiping about Michael Jackson. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-04 hour two. Kobe Bryant was driven to cheat on his wife.

Friday, December 19, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Art Griego goes up to kids and hugs and kisses them, and if parents intervene, Art will intimidate them since he lifts weights. Hour 3: Jim Sadler defends Michael Jackson, saying the American people are the ones that perpetrated any molestation.

Thursday, December 18, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray says people have stolen her idea about hanging Christmas wreaths in the back window of cars. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, December 17, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-09-30 hour two. Constructive road rage. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-08-30 hour three. Tough Love: criticizing normal families. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-11-06 hour two. Parents best friend.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is president of an HOA and is demanding homeowners thank those who supported Bush following Saddam's capture. Hour 3: Bob Green is a supermarket manager who told an employee with an austistic child 'Here is your Christmas bonus. we caught Saddam'.

Monday, December 15, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell bet his employees that he'd fellate them if the US found Saddam Hussein. He hit his daughter when she reported the news that the US Army captured Saddam. He was humiliated when he showed up at work. He didn't have to perform, but he didn't fire the employees since he believed it would be wrongful termination during his sexual assault lawsuit. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.