Friday, December 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a coach who says people are paying more attention to the sacrifices of the troops in Iraq than to his high school football team's sacrifices. Hour 3: Larry Grover says his mother outed his affair with a prostitute so he is seeking revenge by messing up her social security and Medicare benefits.

Thursday, December 11, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-09-26 hour two. Football hazing. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-09-29 hour one. Margaret's lap dance. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-10-06 hour two. Lowering the age of consent.

Tuesday, December 9, 2003 Hour 1: Don Berman on Keep Innocence in Christmas. Bobbie Dooley. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, December 8, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-09-10 hour three. Seth is going around finding violence-prone kids. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-09-19 hour one. Abusing his authority as a crossing guard. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-10-14 hour two. Do not cross the supermarket picket line.

Friday, December 5, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green treats his anxiety by trolling people. He'll drive around playgrounds and pretend to be a pervert, just to get a reaction. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, December 4, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler opens a mall where kids are not welcome during Christmas shopping. says this is because of an instance where a kid 'lied' about being touched by Dean. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier on Tiger Woods marriage (Part 2).

Wednesday, December 3, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier on Tiger Woods marriage (Part 1). Vernon on Tiger marrying someone of another race, then turns it into a racial fiasco. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, December 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Clara Bingham talks about police brutality. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley trampled an old lady heading toward a Black Friday sale and defends it, saying she has better taste.

Monday, December 1, 2003 Hour 1: Herb Sewell had an affair with a friend's 16 year old daughter and defends it, saying he is the right man to give her experience and women chastizing him are just jealous. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.