Friday, November 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell says cell phone headsets make you look like an idiot, and he's entitled to drive with a handheld phone because he's an important businessman. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-09-24 hour two. Don't piss off telemarketers.

Thursday, November 13, 2003 Hour 1: Jim Sadler says partially uncovered breastfeeding is dangerous and that women should expose the full boob. Callers say he's a sex pig. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, November 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says that people who put up a lot of Christmas lights are child molesters. Hour 3: Margaret Gray witnessed a friend's suicide and feels justified in not having intervened.

Tuesday, November 11, 2003 Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide says that looking at naked pictures of war hero Jessica Lynch desecrates the achievements of combat veterans, and he's going to burn your place down. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, November 10, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green fired a supermarket employee for criticizing his "hair system". Hour 3: Justin McElroy talks about Youth National Day of Apology where adults apologize for how they treat kids.

Friday, November 7, 2003 Hour 1: Jim Sadler claims that new fathers fantasize about killing their family but says that you shouldn't act on it and that Scott Peterson took it too far. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, November 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler with Parents Best Friend on parents who get a little too intimate with things like buying kids underwear. says that makes them perverts. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that Army girls like Jessica Lynch bring it on themselves getting raped by the Arab animal.

Wednesday, November 5, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell has furnished his restaurant with special facilities for bulemic women's vomiting. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, November 4, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: RC Collins defends Kobe Bryant saying that some men are driven to cheat on their wife. RC also went into a rape center to push his point. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier lost his home in a wildfire and is offended at all the help from his hypocritical neighbors, who don't go to church, who cheat in the Christmas decoration competition, and whose houses didn't get burned down. He took a tray of breakfast a lady made him and threw it in her trashcan. He says they're all liars trying to score brownie points with Jesus.

Monday, November 3, 2003 Hour 1: Steven Bosell hired his daughter to dance at his nephew's party in a bathing suit. It turned into a trainwreck, his wife left him, and Steve says he is the victim. He says women have a basic whore instinct that kicks in anytime money is thrown at them. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.