Friday, October 17, 2003 Hour 1: Paul Lane is a high school coach who threatened his players with violence and he is now on suspension. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, October 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Pastor Rennick is working to eradicate celibacy among youths. He says Pope John Paul doesn't look too good, and celibacy is the work of the devil. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing over a basketball gambling loss because he'll have to dress up as Kobe Bryant's victim.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003 Hour 1: David G Hall doesn't want Phil to talk about sports because it affects his betting strategy. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, October 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jim Sadler is with a union going on strike against a supermarket, and if you cross the picket lines certain things might happen to you. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-09-25 hour one. Men fantasizing about other women.

Monday, October 13, 2003 Hour 1: Don Parsley blames everyone for his daughter's death because they were praying for Rush Limbaugh to get well and not her. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, October 10, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover says drug use by conservatives is okay because they've done more to help this country. This follows the announcement on this same day by Rush Limbaugh confirming his drug addiction. Hour 3: Margaret Gray is upset about the charges against Kobe Bryant because it will break the tradition of young women sleeping with celebrities to help their careers.

Thursday, October 9, 2003 Hour 1: Austin Amarka feels emasculated because a gay tiger trainer, Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy, has more courage than he does. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, October 8, 2003 Hour 1: Phil talks about people in wheelschairs in bars; Fred Durst vs Chicago Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is attempting to pay off the woman accusing Kobe Bryant of rape to make her withdraw her testimony. she also thinks Jerry Lewis telethon would be a good source of this money since no cure is forthcoming. Hour 3: Phil and Jeff Dowder on Gov.Arnold Schwarzenegger's California budget deficit repair plan, then discusses Sigfried and Roy on "Phil Explains the Bullcrap" with Frodo the Puppet

Tuesday, October 7, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton says men grope women because they're more socially advanced and this is their way of empathizing. The discussion degenerates into him using euphemisms like "putting his hands in the dirty place". Flashback of 2003-10-06b AGR. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, October 6, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Art Griego is an older man advocating for age 14 to be the age of consent. Callers say he is just trying to sleep with teenage girls. Hour 3: Jay Santos complains about homosexuals not being into long term relationships, just wanting to get their cookies. He complains about gay people catching the bouquet at weddings. Callers refer to him as an Aryan homophobe.