Friday, September 19, 2003 Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is a Korean War vet who as a crossing guard says he is in a position to cause harm to kids if seniors don't get the respect they deserve. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, September 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Herb Sewell wrote a book, "Any Way The Wind Blows", telling hurricane survivors to lighten up because what they've been through doesn't compare to his lame life. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier beat his son up for not winning a football scholarship.

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos and the citizens auxiliary police are speeding up cars through school zones so pervs don't get a chance to 'pull an apple from the tree'. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Don Berman is a broadcast personality who is also a deadbeat father, and is hosting a disabled pageant to help make himself look good. Hour 3: Margaret Gray says that the Catholic Church is parading Pope John Paul around to mitigate the molestation uproar and says they ought to let him go home.

Monday, September 15, 2003 Hour 1: Phil talks Justin and Kelly form Idol, his wife's bad reaction to Japanese/Chinese food; the famous David/Bud/Phil Johnny Cash tribute bit; plugging his 9/21/03 weekend free downlaods on his sitre. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Paul Lane is a high school football coach who hazes his players to get them to win.

Friday, September 12, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-06-12 hour three. Hour 2: Bob Green as a doctor that is wanting to refuse to save lives unless he's paid like athletes. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-05-05 hour one.

Thursday, September 11, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 Hour 1: Doug Dannger with a new book Boy Did You Look Stupid criticizing Americans for being too weepy over 9-11, suggests comedy concerts for anniversary. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley on high school campus violence. Her son Seth was going around asking people to punch him in the stomach, and using that to find violence prone kids.

Tuesday, September 9, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: (FIRST HALF) Ted Bell criticizes Bush for not following through on catching Bin Laden. After the break, flashback of 2003-09-08a EHE. (SECOND HALF) Phil talks about the Brian Douglas Wells bomb collar incident from a couple of weeks earlier. Phil plugs the BSP. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, September 8, 2003 Hour 1: Eric Hester says parks should keep rollercoasters open that have killed people because it's a special attraction. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.