Monday, July 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green's daughter married an Italian, so Bob is keying the cars of people parked at Italian restaurants.

Friday, July 11, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that spouses who are having sexual relations with a cousin are not really cheating. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a high school coach who demands sperm samples from his players so they don't go out and rape women while playing in another town. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, July 10, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell says it's ok to make fun of a stuttering child as long as it's satire.

Wednesday, July 9, 2003 Hour 1: Larry Grover defends Kobe Bryant and says when you're in the peak of your physical years your wife should expect you to cheat on her. Hour 2: Margaret Gray criticizes Detroit automakers for not putting warning systems indicating people have left their kids in a hot car. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, July 8, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Doug Dannger says that because he's a gay journalist he's not as likely to go postal at his workplace, and that's because he lets his anger out in little ways.

Monday, July 7, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that couples who meet over the Internet or at bars are losers and are scraping the barrel, so she's planning an event to help them meet successful individuals. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-06-09 hour three. Suing George Bush for not finding WMDs. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-06-10 hour one. Intimidating customers for good tips.

Friday, July 4, 2003 Hour 1: TOP 100 CALLS. Part 1. Hour 2: TOP 100 CALLS. Part 2. Hour 3: TOP 100 CALLS. Part 3.

Thursday, July 3, 2003 Hour 1: Bob Green is an entertainment manager who makes kids perform in restaurants for tips to see if they've got what it takes. Hour 2: Jim Sadler is renouncing his US citizenship and buying a 5 million dollar property in Canada and wants the US government to pay for his relocation. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 2, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Chris Norton cruises beaches adjusting bikini bottoms on women where it has ridden up the crack too much. he says it's a chivalrous act.

Tuesday, July 1, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-06-03 hour two. Getting autopsy photos to settle a bet. Hour 2: Dave Oliva says that the Terminator movie helped shape up all the slackers in the police force. Hour 3: VARIETY.