Tuesday, April 22, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a past life reader and reads callers their reincarnation stories. His readings are hit and miss. He occasionally tries to promote his Readings Center and get off the phone to avoid giving more free readings. "I don't live on air, you know". Hour 2: Bob Green says he should be allowed to DNA test his children without his wife's consent to see if they're his. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, April 21, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray says she believes Scott Peterson's claims of love for his wife that he allegedly killed, and says he is innocent. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, April 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell wants Easter replaced by a memorial day for fallen troops, and says people should honor these soldiers by eating at his steakhouse. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley tells parents that boys expect their dates to be dressed better when going to formals.

Thursday, April 17, 2003 Hour 1: Larry Grover says his elderly parents don't respect his pro-war opinions, and that it may be a sign of senility. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide says that returning vets from Iraq need to be treated with respect and not to touch them or look them in the eye, otherwise you might get a bayonet in your face. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, April 16, 2003 Hour 1: Pastor Rennick says he's not getting enough credit praying for the troops and people better cough up money on Sunday. He says if you don't pray through a minister and pray in English, you sound just like a Chinawoman to God. The extra funds will go to a prayer center (his new house) where parishioners (pretty women) can come and pray. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green thinks the IRS should audit the tax return of a man whose daughter was kidnapped for 7 months, to make sure she wasn't claimed as a dependent.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos is on patrol telling people to take down yellow ribbons, because it angers Arabs who are being defeated by American forces in Iraq.

Monday, April 14, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier says that Canada should give back a golf tournament prize since they didn't help in the Iraq War. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, April 11, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray is a journalist on assignment in Paris covering the Iraq War, and is suffering because the dispatches coming out of Iraq makes her lose her appetite. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, April 10, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide killed his pacifist neighbor's poodle after hearing four Marines were killed at a checkpoint in Iraq, partly because it was a French poodle.

Wednesday, April 9, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder says he lost an office bet on when the Iraq War started and demands compensation because Colin Powell gave erroneous information. Hour 3: VARIETY.