Tuesday, April 8, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell will send half a million steak dinners to Iraq from his restaurant chain, as long as he gets some tax exemptions and a picture with the troops. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, April 7, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-03-03 hour two. Immortalizing ten hijackers who 'did their best'. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-03-12 hour three. Send the Statue of Liberty back to the French. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-02-17 hour one. America should keep its nose out of other countries business.

Friday, April 4, 2003 Hour 1: RC Collins calls himself a war veteran, even though he's just a military cadet watching the Iraq War in his dorm room. He refers to the academy as the sixth branch of the US military. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley complains that America's true heroes, the housewives, are ignored while soldiers like Jessica Lynch are lauded. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, April 3, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-03-07 hour three. Hit the students to evoke the pain of the enemy. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-02-18 hour one. People lie to the polls post-9/11. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-02-13 hour two. Hollywood is immune from the terrorist threat.

Wednesday, April 2, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-01-10 hour two. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, April 1, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-03-05 hour three. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, March 31, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-03-13 hour three. Hour 2: War coverage. Hour 3: War coverage. (Inexplicably breaks into a seven minute portion of 2003-01-07 hour three mid-sentence.) More war coverage.

Friday, March 28, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, March 27, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, March 26, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.