Wednesday, March 26, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, March 25, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, March 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, March 21, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, March 20, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, March 17, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, March 14, 2003 Hour 1: Chris Norton had sex with his supervisor and did not receive a promotion, even though he gave it to her good. He is considering filing a lawsuit. Hour 2: Steve Bosell lost a bet with a neighbor saying that Elizabeth Smart would not be found alive, and now he is disappointed. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, March 13, 2003 Hour 1: Jay Santos claims that he is entitled to some of the reward money for predicting that Elizabeth Smart would be found alive. A caller is astounded that Jay Santos has a theme song, and it ends up being played twice and almost three times. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Larry Grover says that Americans should boycott lovemaking since it was created and refined by the French. He says "voulez-vous coucher avec moi" refers to a disgusting sex act.