Wednesday, March 12, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Larry Grover is angry with the French position on the war and says it's time to take the Statue of Liberty down and send it back to the French.

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley says that Americans should spread the fear of war to their kids to send a message to Washington. Hour 2: Tony Neill says that the War on Iraq may result in the Academy Awards being cancelled. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, March 10, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is with a Gaelic group and says that President Bush starting a war on St Patricks Day is anti-Irish. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier is pissed his girlfriend's kid is always around. He says that women spend too much time with the kids and neglect their husbands. Says that things back up inside men and they get prostate cancer.

Friday, March 7, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob Green does not like his daughter dressing up like a slut, so when she does he allows her to be degraded by him and his poker buddies. Hour 3: Clara Bingham says that the only way to awaken parents to the pain that America causes to its enemies is to physically hurt her students.

Thursday, March 6, 2003 Hour 1: Margaret Gray argues that Roman Polanski should be forgiven for his crimes because of his upbringing. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-01-13 hour three. Vernon's expectations on high school football players. Hour 3: Bob Green is a manager who humiliates employees who come in asking for raises, because they're almost always bluffing. Phil closes with flashback.

Wednesday, March 5, 2003 Hour 1: RC Collins says that if American soldiers are not given a war to fight this year, there's going to be a lot of fights in bars and ice cream parlors. Phil rants about people who ducked out of fighting in the war. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jim Sadler is on a hunger strike to protest the war in Iraq, and says that if the American people and the President don't rally to his cause, they'll be murdering him.

Tuesday, March 4, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley lost her oldest son Dylan yesterday in an auto accident. This bit is unusual and rather downbeat, because Bobbie isn't cranking Phil as in past bits. Flashback of 2003-03-03a VDO. Hour 3: Eric Hester advocates euthanizing Bob Hope when he turns 100 because he's too old.

Monday, March 3, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a schoolteacher who punishes kids for parroting opinions of their parents. He also hates it when Chinese people come in for parent teacher conferences. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler says that the World Trade Center memorial should also have the names of the ten hijackers to recognize that they 'did their best'. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, February 28, 2003 Hour 1: Ted Bell and Robert Green are holding a fundraiser for a military orphan fund at their restaurant, but are completely evasive on what percentage is going to the charity. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-02-13 hour one. Racism alive in Hollywood. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-13 hour two. Hollywood is safe from terrorism.

Thursday, February 27, 2003 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is an HOA president who is going into people's houses and making sure they aren't hoarding food, given the runup to the Iraq War. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-02-12 hour three. Will You Be My Mommy show. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-31 hour one. Abandoning unruly kids to teach them a lesson.