Monday, September 9, 2002 Hour 1: Steve Bosell says that 9-11 ruined the many birthdays for people born on that date, and it's Bush's obligation to acknowledge this unfortunate coincidence. Towards the end Steve says it's the day him and his wife have kinky sex and she says "put your World Trade Center up for me!" It's the only thing that makes her happy. Hour 2: Jay Santos goes to parks on 9-11 and reminds people that you don't laugh and play, and he burns the head off a doll to emphasize the grave tragedy of 9-11. Hour 3: Dave Oliva wants a special day where only people from Los Angeles get to visit the Statue of Liberty, and he wants to squirt water at the eyes with a hose to make it shed tears.

Friday, September 6, 2002 Hour 1: Bob McGraw takes gullible people out to an old baseball field outside Pittsburgh filled with junk and burn marks and says it's where a 9-11 crash happened. He makes a brisk business doing this and says it's more important to commemorate 9/11 than sit at home. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Rudy Canoza runs a lingerie shop and sounds a foghorn for women who are fat or have menstrual water weight bloat.

Thursday, September 5, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Clara Bingham got breast augmentation surgery instead of oral surgery for her son. she says it's because he owes her. Hour 3: Bob Green is a producer talking about the sexual dues every single person pays to get a contract in Hollywood. Want a recording deal? You've got to kneel on that Greek rug.

Wednesday, September 4, 2002 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler was running a TV station during 9-11 and chose to run a Three's Company marathon and go home and curl up in bed. he is seeking Red Cross relief funds. Hour 2: Paul Tubby Lane is a Texas father whose high school kid is a football star. He defends the coach's abusive practice. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 3, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-25 hour three. Vernon Dozier Superbowl and lusty wives. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that her HOA prohibits plastic lawn furniture because it makes it look like a white trash neighborhood.

Monday, September 2, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-12-13 hour three. Bang Osama at the Christmas tree lot. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-07-02 hour three. Placating Al Qaieda follows intro flashback of 2002-08-26a LBO Ward Cleaver. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-05-13 hour one. Bob Green giving items to employee for sex.

Friday, August 30, 2002 Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil on Guns & Roses and stagnation of rock and roll. SECOND HALF. Seeing Def Leppard at the 1993 state fair, Eminem. . Hour 2: Larry Grover has a pamphlet Dating Tips For Divorced Men. He says men should be picky about women, not the other way around. He puts Muslim ideas in a Christian light. Hour 3: Steve Bosell lost his son's respect when he showed Axel Rose on TV and it stunk. Another father showed him up by taking his kid to see Linkin Park and they had fun.

Thursday, August 29, 2002 Hour 1: Margaret Gray's had a party for her son Jason Jay Delmonico, and his female classmate danced to "You Can Leave Your Hat On" and "All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth" while wearing a leotard and squirting milk on herself out of a milk bottle. Margaret showed the boys how to respect women by teaching them how to fold up a dollar bill and present it. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. David G Hall says there is too much money invested in Phil Hendrie, and everyone else is dispensible. SECOND HALF. Phil on San Diego, sports. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil on reality shows, Catholic church suits. SECOND HALF. Finding clothes to wear, playing phone games.

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is an elderly RV driver who sent a lady into the Snake River because she was tailgating. You NEVER tailgate an RV. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier says upper lip hair on women is the result of a cabal of lesbians, feminists, and hermaphrodites. David G Hall interrupts to demand a new topic. Phil and Bud try to come up with ideas. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about moving on past 9-11, beers, Phil talks to callers. Amstel Light. SECOND HALF. Breweries, talking to callers about beer. Flashback of 2002-08-27a BDO.

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is doing "Princess Diana: My Heart Will Go On", a one-woman show, for various middle schools. It shows Diana with a steering wheel coming out of her chest. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about skimpy wear in beach volleyball, watching tennis players underskirts as a kid. Bud Dickman's Brain Teasers. SECOND HALF. Phil wonders about killers mental diseases. Flashback of 2002-08-26c. Hour 3: Ted Bell is having a 9-11 anniversary fundraiser for charity, but lets on that it will be going to the construction of a tennis court.