Tuesday, July 16, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is teaching young girs how to binge and purge to prepare for the Summertacular fashion show. She knocked chocolate cake out of her daughter's hands with a rake. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police's Panty Squad wants to check to make sure women are wearing underwear. Certain women might be scaring kids.

Monday, July 15, 2002 Hour 1: Roland Schwinn runs a youth camp where he basically uses them as labor to clear brush from his property, and he says it's better than the waste of time at normal camps. Hour 2: Bob Green's company has published a company calendar (The Women of NEXUS International: On The Go) where female employees are on the toilet, breast-feeding children, and putting on pantyhose. Bob threatens to fire anyone who refuses to give their consent. All the men in the company got access to the link for the photos, ostensibly from a virus. Phil closes ranting about Al Qaeda and the volatile stock market. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, July 12, 2002 Hour 1: Clara Bingham complains about black people not getting luxury amenities in prisons and treated with manners. Harvey Wireman is her attorney and defends her. Hour 2: Ted Bell's restaurant caters weddings, and Ted complains that women who throw flowers or garters to the guests are low class, and Ted and his staff treat them accordingly. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, July 11, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier is a videographer who is mad that he can't get any 'good' stuff like cops beating up on a suspect. callers are outraged by his lack of sensitivity. Vernon Dozier IS The "Video Vigilante!". Hour 3: Rudy Canoza's house was serviced by a female cable installer, and he took all her discussion as sexual double entendre and put the moves on her, so she left and he can't get cable.

Wednesday, July 10, 2002 Hour 1: Ted Bell is hosting a high school reunion where he is segregating the class into successful and unsuccessful graduates, and at designated times they can go look at each other. Hour 2: Raj Fahneen says that baseball is not a mans game and will do nothing but anger the Arab world. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, July 9, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley had an elderly woman in her HOA who used an air conditioner that was against the rules, so they padlocked the breaker off and she ended up dead. She says old people die from heat because they want to, and don't even buy fans. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell was publically humiliated after becoming incontinent and peeing in a public pool. His wife said to find a fire hydrant, and Roy Hutchins left a box of Pampers on his doorstep. He's suing everyone.

Monday, July 8, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Margaret Gray says that when a man leaves a woman for another woman, he should be wished luck. She mentions a man leaving another woman for Julia Roberts.

Friday, July 5, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-15 hour two BDO. Marty King Day. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-12-07 hour one MGR. Pearl Harbor movie and Ben Affleck. Hour 3: RERUN of 2001-12-03 hour one JSA. Santa beards look like Osama beards.

Thursday, July 4, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, July 3, 2002 Hour 1: Steve Bosell has heard about the Homeland Security terror alert for July 4th, so he's barricaded himself and his family in a shelter. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.