Tuesday, July 2, 2002 Hour 1: Art Griego is a commercial pilot who insists that pilots should be allowed to have a drink before flying -- after all, it's like a nuthouse in the passenger cabin. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier locked his kids in a hot car while he was in Home Depot, because there were some very interesting things in there and it was too busy to take kids in. Vernon doesn’t like parents who allow kids to die in hot cars being criticized. Hour 3: Dave Oliva says that Americans need to stop making theirselves terrorist targets on July 4th, so he wants Americans to cancel fireworks displays and pray to Allah.

Monday, July 1, 2002 Hour 1: Chris Norton is a dance teacher who dances nude for wives so they can teach their husbands how to do it -- but he won't teach husbands directly of course. He likens women to Pavlov's dogs. Chris demonstrates dance moves to "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. He can turn harlequin pages with his ass cheeks. Hour 2: Austin Amarka defends a Native American who started a grass fire, saying he was probably guided by spirits, while a white woman who did the same thing should be prosecuted. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, June 28, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-06-04 hour two FMQ. Paying off molestation victims. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-06-18 hour one BDO. Child abduction security checks. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-06-03 hour one JSA. Checking cell phones for Al Qaeda.

Thursday, June 27, 2002 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-06-11 hour two TBE. Ted pities Paul McCartney's wife. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-06-18 hour three DWH. Wildfire suspect driven to it by wildlife. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-05-24 hour two RCC. Surrender to Al Qaeda.

Wednesday, June 26, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green is a CEO who says that even though he's letting 1000 employees go after cooking the books, no one is sympathetic to his suicide threats. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover is a conservative who says American women need to live up to the example set by Martha Stewart. They're pigs, and she's trying to say "for God's sake, clean up!" (SECOND HALF) Bud Dickman falls asleep in the studio, snores like a pig and upsets Phil. Rant about MCI buyout.

Tuesday, June 25, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Vernon Dozier says that Martha Stewart sticks her nose into other people's business, causing marital disfunction. Vernon feels that Martha Stewart has helped whip house wives into shape (R Hutchins). Hour 3: Margaret Gray's son Jason J. Delmonico went missing at the mall for two hours. She switched the rings on her fingers and clocked him with a 10-karat reminder of her tough love.

Monday, June 24, 2002 Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley doesn't want their neighbors sunbathing with them because they are hideous. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, June 21, 2002 Hour 1: Bob Green invested 500 grand in US Wins World Cup mugs, they didn't, and now he's trying to force people to buy them threatening to get their credit report ruined. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Doug Dannger criticizes prom kids for riding in limos and thinking they're big shots. What happened to the days where you'd expect to see Jack Nicholson? Nowadays it's someone's brat. If Doug sees this happen, he'll grabs them and tells them to go get a cab.

Thursday, June 20, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Clara Bingham's niece is missing, but she's black and Clara critizes Phil for being white and says all he cares about is Elizabeth Smart. Closes with Jay Santos.

Wednesday, June 19, 2002 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Paul Tubby Lane is a wildlife conservationist speaking about the Terry Barton wildfire. he says that she was probably driven to rage by animals trying to humiliate her. Hour 3: VARIETY.