Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-04-15 hour two FMQ. Humor To Heal. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-04-19 hour one CBI. Robert Blake salvation. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-04-22 hour one BDO. Catholic priest scandal. EXPANDED VERSION.

Hour 1: ...[Steve Bosell explains] that for the past couple of years, he and his neighbor [Roy Hutchins] have gone fishing together and on these trips Steve has experienced bleeding from his rear end....Steve states that he is going to sue his neighbor, who admits to being Catholic (which in Steve's mind means he was abused) for abusing him in the rear which is causing the bleeding and just in case the cheese blocks that they are [snacking] on has anything to do with it, he'll also be suing the cheese manufacturer for creating a product that induces anal bleeding!... [Chris Pelton] Hour 2: Margaret Gray is head of a project where rich kids go into a neighborhood and tell poor kids about all the stuff that has, and that makes the poor kids happy for them rather than contemplate their own misery. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley is excited about being been vicariously molested by a basketball coach due to her son having been molested. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Father McQuarters says not to blame the Catholic church for the molestation scandal. He says fondling a child is bad, but the press raking the Catholics over the coals amounts to fondling God himself. Phil gets a little short with the callers about halfway through. At the end Phil talks about his son's priest reassuring the kids to keep their faith even though the church leadership is evil, and Phil explains the broadcasting acronym CUME and what they look for.

Hour 1: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Chris Norton wants to take someone's underage daughter to the prom in a limo and take nude pics. Phil closes talking about having food poisoning from eating at the chicken place down the street. Hour 2: Don Parsley lost a wife and kid in the Iowa tornado and asks for money but his story falls apart. Tall Tornado Tales. Closes with Debbie being told what’s up [DJB]. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Art Griego says that the LA Race Riots occurred because of Jay Leno replacing Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins will not fight for his country unless he's allowed to listen to Eminem. Ends with rap song Straight Out of Chatsworth.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler is an attorney demanding a day of all-Spanish narration at Disneyworld rides. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is trying to get the Spiderman movie pulled because it should shoot webs out of its butt and because his kid says his Navy uniform makes Lloyd look like Donald Duck. Veterans Against Spiderman.

Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is trying to work Special Event Custody into his divorce arrangement since having kids around helps him score with other women. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Bob Green (10m) is a porn director whose daughter will be visiting for Take Your Child To Work Day. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder says Robert Blake is innocent because celebrities are image-conscient, and people who don’t live in LA don’t understand. He gets pissed those who want to move to another country -- one caller will not stop talking.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover says Robert Blake killed his wife because she was nagging him for sex -- he says when she showed her breasts, he naturally shot her. After all, sex had become boring but women would rather be dead than cheated on. Hour 3: Jay Santos is inspecting kids cracks for hidden contraband drugs. He's looking for "Smack-Mules" where heroin hidden in the underwear of children.