Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Weighing in on the Andrea Yates case – Mavis thinks that kids are afraid their mothers will drown them [DJB]. Hour 3: Ted Bell is mad that airport VIP check-in was abolished after 9-11. Ted wants new changes to broaden the gap between social classes.

Hour 1: RC Collins didn't cry when he got a Marine Corps tattoo and thinks that Olympic athletes are babies for crying when getting their medals. To show love & respect for the USA, R.C & friends get messed up on Yukon Jack & weed and get tattoos [DJB]. Hour 2: Olympic Notebook – homophobic views on female athletes & ideas to improve US relations w/ Russia [DJB]. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley reports panic at her HOA over the Olympic gold medal in bobsledding being given to a black person [DJB].

Hour 1: David G Hall makes Phil Hendrie do a cigarette sponsorship. Money Cigarettes: Put The Money Where Your Mouth Is. (Do it better!) Phil plays the 2002-02-19b MGR flashback then rants about wannabe anti-war protesters. Hour 2: Blake & Bud with some “singing political satire”. President Bush in Korea & Rosie O’Donnel is a big fat dyke. [DJB]. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide subscribes to all manner of superstitions, and knocks people off ladders so as not to walk under them and kills black cats.

Hour 1: Phil raps with the listeners on many a topic tonight, including the recent discovery of the Crematorium that has NOT been taking care of business but stacking their "clients" in wood sheds or the nearby forest. This story not only sparks the memory of when he was a paperboy and accidentally chucked a newspaper on top of the local mortuary but it also inspires him to give his take on cremation from the personal experience he had when he Pop died...Bottom Line: Cremation Can Be Messy! [Chris Pelton] Hour 2: Margaret Gray is reporting on the Andrea Yates child drowning trial In Houston and says Andrea didn’t do it [DJB]. Hour 3: Bob Green offers a bereavement service where he borrows the corpse of a veteran to be buried and allows intimate relations with it. He runs Sunset Bereavement.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-02-08b DOL. Stop antagonizing the Taliban. Hour 2: RERUN of 2002-02-11a MGR. Carrying a concealed weapon. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-02-13b CBU. Overturn Olympic medals.

Hour 1: On the anniversary of Dale Earnhardt’s death, Tubby shares some controversial insights about turning right [DJB]. Hour 2: Jeff doesn’t like what Olympic publicity is doing to snowboarding, which doesn’t even belong in the Olympics [DJB]. Hour 3: Pretending to be John & Ken, Phil spoofs a carry over caller to the annoying KFI’s duo [DJB]. Phil has a brief, yet interesting exchange with Harvey Wireman [DJB].

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley tried to bestow sexual favors on a Little League referee. She advocates giving special favors to youth sports officials in order to “level the playing field”. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Sylvia’s award winning call. Sincere Valentines message + hammering + David Hall + Sylvia = Huge Fun [DJB].

Hour 1: VARIETY. Phil memorializes the end of the word Asshole on the Phil Hendrie Show [DJB]. Hour 2: Claude Buchard wants the US to overturn the results of the Olympic ice-skating medals so that Canada wins, otherwise Canada will pull America's license to play hockey. Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a couples counseling service where he shows husbands how to find their wives G-spots. He sticks his fingers in the vagina with her legs on his shoulders, then shows the husbands where it is. Sometimes he wears a clown suit.