Hour 1: Ted Bell joins Phil to discuss performance cars. Ted talks about his Jaguar Vanden Plas that his nephew got in and farted. His nephew, who Ted can't seem to remember the name of, has ruined the new car smell and the resale value is now 3000 dollars lower. Ted believes it was a willful act because his sister in law has always hated him. Hour 2: Bobbie and Steve Dooley are on to promote couples should go out and not stay home on New Years Eve and not stay home and watch Dick (Clark) because that makes you a loser. Bobbie wants to attract younger couples to buy in Western Estates and she will even risk drinking and driving to go out on New Years Eve. Bobbie's solution was to send out a memorandum to Western Estates homeowners to go out for at least 2 hours on New Years Eve. While Bobbie calls callers losers, Steve cant resist making dick jokes in the background. Phil then played a flashback with Alf who was a secret Santa to widows of WWII veterans. The caveat is he gives them a crisp $100 bill and expects sex. Hour 3: Phil talked about cars he has owned and takes calls about pieces of crap cars that listeners have owned in the past. Show log by George Koutsourais

Hour 1: Lloyd Bonafide is on from Happy Wanderers RV club to propose a new law that RVs don't have to use their turn signals anymore. Why? Because he is driving 10,000 lbs of Detroit lead. Also in hour 1 - David G Hall wants to interview Osama Bin Laden flashback. Phil discusses some recent Taliban news and RC makes a brief appearance to mispronounce Nostradamus. Hour 2: Margaret Gray discusses war correspondents and how Edgar R. Murrow was a pussy, degrades Connie "Me love you long time" Chung, but she knows about war because her lobster bisque was terrible. Margaret delivers the fantastic line "Try finding the last clean tampon in Grenada" then hangs up. Phil discusses Geraldo Rivera and all the actresses he has banged. A real life Raj Faneen Egyptian caller takes exception to Phil talking bad about Egypt. Hour 3: Chris Norton joins the show because he wants to be the first man to ever pose neud in Playboy. His idea is he could pose nude and demonstrate to men how to touch women properly because he is hot and knows how to handle hot babes. Chris delivers the fantastic line "This ain't mud trutle productions starring Ms. Bush Pig." Phil nearly loses it a few times delivering some great Chris Norton lines. Bob Green joins the show to discuss requesting local clubs dedicate 1 hour a night to let straight men only dance. Bob Green's justification? Straight women get Roe v Wade, straight men should get this.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-11-02a TBE. Encouraging Americans to fly again. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-11-02b JDO. Terrorism and the West Coast. Hour 3: RERUN of 2001-12-12b SBO. Cybersex with a male neighbor.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-11-01a BDO. Wearing a mask in Janice's house. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-11-01b JSA. Intercepting kids Santa letters. Hour 3: RERUN of 2001-11-01c CNO. Giving women some contact.

Hour 1: RERUN of 2001-10-31a HSE. Emmy Awards anthrax. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-10-31b PRE. Guns and werewolves. Hour 3: RERUN of 2001-10-31c AGR. Empowering the flight attendants.

Hour 1: Bobbie is forming a support group for the women of husbands who are addicted to pornography. Phil closes talking about basketball broadcaster Chick Hern going in for surgery, Joe Dickhead and The Professor's NFL Picks. Hour 2: Pastor William Rennick thinks he is being persecuted after getting aroused while laying in a manger. Phil closes chatting about the webcast and takes a few calls. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about athlete criminal charges. Phil uses Britney Spears 'Oops I Did It Again' to depict a pooping baby. SECOND HALF. Phil as Santa Claus, takes calls from kids.

Hour 1: Vernon Dozier Straight Talk. Vernon believes most American men envy US Taliban John Walker because he 'took a chance'. Phil closes plugging the webcast. Hour 2: Phil recalls preparing for a TV interview. Phil talks about Las Vegas hotels, Katie Couric, waking up the kids. Takes calls about being searched and discusses searches. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Alf Baradi is helping WWII veteran widows by having sex with them for money. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-12-19b. Phil rants about Saudi Arabian behavior, plugs the webcast tomorrow, returns to subject of Saudi behavior in Disneyworld hotel.