Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about websites with his name as the domain name. SECOND HALF. Roland Schwinn's Thanksgiving Feast Exhibition. He eats in front of the homeless to encourage them to do better. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bobbie Dooley won't eat at a friends house because she thinks the turkey baster was used for insemination. SECOND HALF. Phil commentary, Radio Free Afghanistan with Raj Fahneen. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide says veterans and RV drivers should not have to use turn signals. SECOND HALF. Commentary, RC Collins calls in.

Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing his wife and mother in law (who has cancer) for not letting him make the cranberry sauce. Hour 2: David G Hall wants Phil to quit saying negative things about Osama Bin Laden. Hour 3: Phil talks to callers about stuff.

Hour 1: Bob Green says he's wrote better magic stories than the Harry Potter welfare lady, so he's urging people to go to bookstores and set Harry Potter books on fire. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Rudy Canoza is a store owner who sounds a foghorn alert if fat women come in. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers about things like pro football. Hour 3: Vernon Dozier says people should not sing Frank Sinatra's 'My Way' song if they really haven't done things Frank Sinatra's way. Vernon ends up in a bar fight with Lloyd Bonafide after a Sinatra Cover Song goes poorly (R Hutchins). Phil closes with commentary.

Hour 1: Phil talks about football, Steve Bosell's lawsuit over getting a yeast infection sitting down at a Bon Jovi concert, Bud Dickman's Top Ten. Hour 2: Brass Villanueva complains that Harry Potter has no Hispanic heritage in it, and refers to it as Hernando Putter. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-23c Doug Dannger. SECOND HALF. RERUN of 2001-10-10a Colleen Kristen Brewster.

Hour 1: Chris Norton got fired for telling overweight women at his office they need to wear burkas until they lose some weight. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Margaret Gray cranks Phil by telling him that her son has smallpox. SECOND HALF. Phil talks to callers. Hour 3: Jay Santos says spreading Harry Potter excitement in a Judeo-Christian society might cause problems. Phil closes talking about Britney Spears and wild pigs.

Hour 1: Clara Bingham won't bring her mostly black class to the Nutcracker because it's unsettling to see white folks acting so strange. Hour 2: Don Cutter (Parsley) lost his wife in the 9/11 attack on the World Trade Center, but of course his story fluctuates a bit. Phil closes with the Chef Chodillia show. Hour 3: Art Griego takes a second go at yesterday's bit, presenting a straightforward ad campaign for the airline industry.

Hour 1: Bobbie Dooley on Educating Young Minds. The Dooleys won't be sucked in by the hoopla of the Harry Potter craze. Hour 2: Art Griego thinks that many plane crashes are caused by passengers who fail to follow regulations. Hour 3: The Jumpin Jovial Johnny Java Show. Phil talks a bit about his voice lessons and how Nine Inch Nails delayed a concert to listen to Phil.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is adamant that people forgo turkey for Thanksgiving this year and have tuna casserole instead. Phil closes talking about tuna snacks in the studio and the JFK AA Airbus A300 crash. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Ted Bell is conducting security checks at his restaurant. He has guests bend over and pick up a quarter in his office. SECOND HALF. Phil discusses the JFK AA Airbus A300 crash. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Steve Bosell is suing out of fear over a neighbor's Afghan Hounds. SECOND HALF. Phil and callers discuss the JFK AA A300 crash and the Taliban.

Hour 1: Larry Grover expresses admiration for some of the Taliban's ideas concerning the education of women. Phil closes with a flashback of Radio Free Afghanistan and takes a call. Hour 2: Austin Amarka, a reverend, presents Religion And You, questioning the two-faced nature of man in a post 9-11 world. Phil closes discussing the anthrax incident. Hour 3: A goodbye message to Mike Schaffer, who is leaving to work with Gil Gross & April Winchell. Phil talks about Middle East news and things around New York City.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil discusses how Americans are weary and scared. SECOND HALF. Herb Sewell is a publicity agent who says stars blow all their money on drugs and this supports producers Betty Ford Clinic. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Bud Dickman is constantly farting while Phil talks about news, David G Hall gets upset. SECOND HALF. Radio Free Afghanistan. Phil talks about baseball. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Colleen Kristen Brewster with Wonderful World of Women cruise. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about telethons, Taliban, and al Qaeda.