Bob Greene kicked off the show to discuss the lady who left two kids in a hot car and got berated by a cop. Bob is a P.D. Watch Dog and he thinks this is an abuse like Rodney King. He got pulled over for a DUI and felt like sodomizing himself with a plunger. Art Bell joined us in the second hour to say that the Boogie Man took Chandra Levy under her bed. Phil then went on a rant about "Mind Hunter" by John Douglas. And then Bud Dickamn joined us for his weekly Top 10. Dave Oliva closed out the show in the third hour to let us know that De Niro is pissed. "The Score" was only #2, and De Niro is a badass, so he may start cracking heads.

Bobbie started the show tonight to say that you must have Dish instead of Cable in her neighborhood. If not, then they take away your gate clicker. All this because Steve is unable to get it up because he's thinking about 15 homes without Dish. Next was "An Hour With Jay Santos". Phil took calls from real fans to talk to Jay and ask questions. RC Collins wrapped up the show to discuss kids' lack of of parental control. RC thinks that they need more guidance. "If my mom don't tell me not to, I'll body slam my 4 year old cousin."

Steve Bosell kicked off the show tonight to tell us that he bought his daughter a puppy and it pissed on him. The neighbor saw and laughed. Steve's suing him, the kennel, his daughter, and the dog! He wants to evict the dog from his house. Clara Bingham joined us in the second hour to say that no mother would risk death to save a child attacked by a shark. They'd call 911, but wouldn't risk orphaning the other kids. Bobbie wrapped up the show. She called to criticize the show because Phil asked for criticism. Phil says "I gotta be me" and played the song by Sammy Davis Jr.

Combover Boy started the show tonight to admit that he had an affair with Condit too. Phil then went on a rant about radio guys with "puke" voices. What's up with the minister who says his daughter screwed Condit, but the daughter says she didn't? Jeff Dowder joined us to say that you shouldn't do drugs, because they mess you up. The entire time he was hitting the bong. Jeff said that pot is a gateway drug. He went from pot to huffing diapers. Phil then went on a rant about who owns hummers? And the big bro guy who pulled a knife. Phil then read the uplifting e-mail of the day with Bud Dickman. Today's e-mail: "You are the scum that scum wipes off the bottom of its shoe." Dave Oliva wrapped up the show in the third hour to say that if seniors get drug discounts for their ailments then young men like Dave, with "the drip", should get discounts too.

Colleen Kristen Brewster kicked off the show tonight to discuss her "The Fun Will Not Be Stopped Tour" to Jamaica. Despite the recent civil unrest she's still going to go. Phil then went on a rant about the shark attack victim and his uncle who wrestled the shark out of the water.

The show started off with Major League All Stars vs. Julia Roberts Ex-Boyfriends who look mentally challenged. Phil then went on a rant about what reading material he has on the toilet tank, Fear Factor, and what scares him. Margaret Grey joined us in the second hour to say that Gary Condit has suffered enough. He lost a woman he was close to and now he's being hounded by the police and media. Austin Amarca closed up the show in the third hour. She said that "100% satisfaction guaranteed" is just a figure of speech.

Ted Bell kicked off the show to discuss NASCAR. He said that NASCAR threw the Pepsi 400 at Daytona so that Dale Earnhardt Jr. could win. The fans were just too stupid to realize it. Bobbie Dooley joined us in the second hour. She thinks that Chandra Levy's father is embarrassing himself in the media by crying. He needs to butch up and be a man. Also, Condit is clean cut, so he couldn't have hurt her. In the third hour Phil went on a rant about blenders, TV, can openers, etc. Bud and David called in to fuck with him. And then Phil went on a rant about the vacation house being double booked.

RC Collins joined us in the first hour to say that the drinking age should be lowered to 16. "We get to drive cars, why not drink?" RC thinks they should start with guys first because girls will end up with skirts over their heads. The second hour started with Bud's "Top 10". Margaret Grey then joined us. "Did you just say that you were having an affair with Julia Roberts, and that is what broke her up? You should've told me!" David G. Hall then called in to say that you can't joke about Julia Roberts. She's loved. The third hour was "You May Now Talk to Phil" time.

Phil was off for 4th of July day 2. The first hour featured Colleen Kristen Brewster from Jan. 4, 2001, hour two. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder from Jan. 19, 2001, hour two. The third hour featured Rudy Canoza from Jan. 23, 2001, hour three.

Phil was off for the 4th of July. Hour one featured Pastor Renneck from Jan. 9, 2001, hour one. Hour two featured Bobbie Dooley from Jan. 3, 2001, hour three. Hour three featured Bob Greene from Nov. 16, 2001, hour one.