Art Griego opened the show tonight discussing how, like Casey Martin, he feels he should be able to use a cart when golfing. He doesn't want to let his alcoholism get in the way of that PGA card! In the second hour Bobbie Dooley stopped by to fill us in on the inaguration celebration at Western Estates Homeowner Association. Texas style breakfast was served, along with BBQ, followed by some lively entertainment (films of partial birth abortions and a showing of the Zapruder film). The third hour started with a rant about how the show began. And then, in memorium of the 10th anniversary, Phil talked briefly about the Gulf War. Phil closed out the show with a talk about the kids' fart game.

The first hour featured Dean Wheeler coming on the show to talk about MLK's super powers. He claimed that MLK had God's ear, and that the Northridge earthquake happened because MLK is pissed that no one honors him. The second hour started with a rant about beautiful women and football. Vernon Dozier stopped by to wrap up the end of the second hour with some commentary on Rae Carrath. He said that he doesn't condone murder, but Rae Carrath's former girlfriend shouldn't have bothered him for child support... Ted Bell joined us in the last hour with his comments on people's weight, namely, those people who make a return trip to the salad bar. Ted also revealed that he follows people home who don't tip well, and makes crank calls to those who cancel their reservations.

The first hour of the show featured a rant about dreams, MLK Day, and football. In the second hour Phil had Professor Robert Leonard on the show to discuss why the black couple should be thrown off Temptation Island. He said it's only natural for a black man to have a kid. Joe Dickhead wrapped up the second hour with his NFL Playoff picks. Bob Greene came on during the third hour to fill everyone in on Calista Flockhart's recent adoption. He argued that some anorexic women have been know to eat their babies.

Hour one of this show features Margaret Grey and her classic bit, "Lesbos Island."

As you can probably tell, the first hour is missing due to DAT tape issues. The second hour featured Rudy Canoza. He argued that with the recession coming, women should be happy to go back home. If men simply promised them more sex and jewelery then they'd gladly leave their careers! Chris Norton wrapped up the show in the third hour by telling Phil that he wants to be a consultant for the new show "Temptation Island." He claimed that he knows what's hot because he's had lots of sex.

Once again, we have a lost first hour due to a missing DAT tape. The second hour featured Phil ranting about Linda Chavez' appointment to the US cabinet, British TV, and the Raiders. Steve Bosell wrapped up the show in the third hour telling Phil that he made a "sweatin to the country western" tape for his co-workers. They compared him to "gay Richard Simmons." Naturally, this inspired Steve to sue his co-workers and Richard Simmons.

Bobbie Dooley opened the show suggesting that February be "Dare to Hire a Maid Month". Now that the GOP is back in office, be proud to say that you hire illegals! The second hour featured Dean Wheeler in the "Bounty Hunter" bit. Dean tells Phil that he saw the seven escapees, but was holding out until they raised the reward. "I have a 19 year old wife, and I need to take care of her." Viola joined us in the third hour to complain about the abundance of Steve Allen stories in the news. "He's dead. And he killed a man in my community who was reading a Steve Allen book and drowned in the tub." Phil closed the show with a short rant about teaching his son to drive.

Our first hour DAT tape for this day was not recorded properly, and as such, the hour is likely lost to the ether. The second hour featured Jay Santos discussing the escaped Texas convict. He thought the Texas cops were doing it all wrong. "They need to be checking every outhouse, henhouse, doghouse... all the houses." Joe Dickhead and The Professor briefly joined the show to wrap up the second hour. The third hour was a rant. Phil talked about his wife's birthday, VH1's "100 Greatest Rock Albums", and playing long songs while being a disc jockey. Mavis Leonard popped in at the end of the show with some interesting tidbitts.

The first hour of the show was primarily a rant about family, inheritence, and Dao being adopted. In the second hour we had Colleen Kristen Brewster join us to discuss "maintenance purging." She argues that purging can be done safely. "I'm a size 4 and wouldn't be so if I didn't purge." Christ Norton wrapped up the show by suggesting "No Bush Day." 1,000 women gathered to protest George Bush's presidency by shaving their bushes. Chris insisted, "it's a feminist thing."

Freshly back from vacation, the first hour features Margaret Grey insisting that people let Spielberg build his five story stable and riding ring in Brentwood, CA. "He's done so much for us, let him have it." In the second hour Phil ranted and recounted his Christmas and New Years break. Art Bell briefly stopped by to tell people that Ray Walston was really a Martian. He didn't die. He was just called back home. Bobbie Dooley joined us in the third hour complaining about her neighbor selling Blue Seal cosmetics to parties at her home. Bobbie thought the women looked like crap. And to wrap up the show Phil briefly discussed how John Wayne movie titles all sound like gay porn.