Bob Bakian kicked off the show reporting live from London. The President courtsied in front of the Queen and said “don’t I feel like an asshole.”
Phil then went on a rant about what if the Queen shot the President. The last half of the first hour was “now talk to Phil” time.
Dr. Herb Sewell joined us in the second hour to say that the shark hero uncle and the coyote hero father will cause a rash of staged animal attacks by parents who feel they can’t compete and need to be heroes to their kids.
Jay Santos wrapped up the show in the third hour with “Operation: Get off their backs.” Jay thinks that kids who commit suicide do so because they are unhappy and their parents are too strict. Jay gives the kids beer, tells them that sex is OK, and allows them to break curfew. He makes them happy.